Wednesday, January 20, 2010

A Quandary

We had chicken pot pies for dinner the other night, and as I was taking them out of their packages (what, you think I could make one from scratch?) I happened to glance down at the directions written there.

Radical, I know.

And printed right there, in bold green letters on either end of the little wrapper, it said, "Open both ends first."

How exactly does one do that?


Beatrice Desper said...

Yup, I guess you need four hands. That's when spouses and offsprings come in handy. Cats wouldn't help, nor hamsters.

KimK said...

Or you could pound on it with your fist and hope the explosion occurs equally out both ends at once. However, I like beatricemdfr's suggestion of having four hands even better.