Rivers of Chocolate

Today we fired up the chocolate fountain, and made it rain. All over the kitchen, all over various garments, all over most of the central time zone - yea, verily, the animals lined up two by two to get their fill of delicious, delicious chocolate-dipped strawberries. And then there were sparkler-dances in the driveway. This, folks is art. Does the National Endowment for the Arts know about this? Well, they should.