Further Dispatches from the Coup

With the psychotic Gish Gallop of unconstitutional, catastrophically stupid, and morally leprous things cascading out of the joint administration of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump and Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk and their minions, lackeys, cronies and slaves these days it can be hard to keep track of it all. The last time this cancerous tumor on the American body politic was in office I posted running lists of things so they wouldn’t be forgotten – and to register the simple fact that I do not accept any of it – and it looks like I’m back to that again. MURCA!

My goal is to quarantine these things in these posts because they do need to be said but otherwise I will never write about anything else.

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1. Sweet dancing monkeys on a stick but it’s hard to keep up with this crew of cannibals. Every time you think there might be a slight pause in their reckless brutality and deliberate destruction they reload and obliterate some other once useful or meritorious thing created by better people than them for purposes they can’t even dimly begin to comprehend. The barbarians are within the keep, and at this point the only question is whether anything at all can be salvaged before their onslaught. Seriously, where to start.

2. The deliberate ambush of a sovereign leader on a trip to the White House is potentially an act of war, and there is simply no other word for the disgraceful premeditated treatment of Ukrainina leader Volodomir Zelinsky than that. It was a shockingly crass, revoltingly immoral, and utterly destructive of the national security interests of both the United States and one of its most important allies. There is no excuse – none – for what can only be described as a betrayal of trust and a kowtowing to Putin. Either Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump is actively on Putin’s payroll or he is working for free and if there is one constant in Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s life it is that he is in it for the money.

3. As an American citizen, I hereby apologize to Ukraine for the shameful and morally reprehensible treatment that Zelinsky suffered at the hands of the baboons who have taken over my government. No genuine American patriot can support such treatment.

4. I have my issues with Liz Cheney, but her integrity is not one of them.

5. At this point it is probably relevant to note that Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump was formally impeached for the first time because he tried to shake down Ukraine into fabricating evidence about Hunter Biden in order to subvert an American election and was roundly turned down by Ukrainian authorities. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s 2025 Petty Revenge Tour continues without interruption.

6. The free world – of which the United States is rapidly losing its membership, let alone leadership – immediately leapt to the defense of Ukraine, because they understand full well what Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s dereliction of duty means. Leaders of Poland, Lithuania, Denmark, France, Moldova, Sweden, Germany, Croatia, Finland, Estonia, Ireland, and other nations all pointedly rebuked the United States for its stupidity and pledged support for Ukraine because that’s what real leaders do. They don’t suck up to dictators and ambush allies.

7. The great irony here is that the United States is obligated by international treaty – The Budapest Memorandum of 1994 – to come to the aid of Ukraine in the event of invasion or other military threat. It was signed by the US, Russian, and Britain in the wake of the breakup of the Soviet Union. Just pointing that out.

8. Of course, Junior Assistant Vance is fresh from a trip to Europe where he did his best to destroy NATO and undermine the post-WWII order that has largely kept Europe at peace since 1945. Who benefits from such a detonation? Three guess, first two don’t count – just look to see who Junior Assistant Vance’s boss is actually working for.

9. Best comment from the Zelinsky fiasco: “If Rubio sinks any further into that couch Vance will fuck him.” I can only wish I said that first.

10. Second best comment that I can only wish I’d said first: “Both of those guys are going to Hell but only Rubio knows it.”

11. By the by, has anyone seen our nuclear weapons inspectors? Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk fired the lot of them and now nobody in the United States government knows how to maintain them or operate them. Because efficiency.

12. One of the fascinating foreign policy issues that is going to plague the US for the next generation even if a Traitor Virus miraculously wipes out everyone even remotely connected to the current regime and replaces them with the ghosts of Eisenhower, Truman, and George Marshall is the simple fact that Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk’s chainsaw approach to firing dedicated, hardworking experts on stupid ideological grounds is creating a class of justifiably disgruntled and angry people with vast insider knowledge of critical US government functions who have been unceremoniously dumped from their jobs and betrayed by the nation they swore to serve and who are now actively being recruited as intelligence assets by Russia, China, and pretty much every hostile nation on earth. If you don’t think that’s going to be a problem, you really need to cut down on your hallucinogen intake.

13. Meanwhile the US hurtles ever forward on the path toward dictatorship. One of the deluge of executive orders that Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump signed recently declared that he and only he had the authority to determine what the law would be – not Congress, and not the courts. It strips all independent federal agencies of their ability to do anything other than enforce Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s will. It installs a White House spy in every agency and allows Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump to reject any attempt at regulation regardless of need or justification. It denies funding from any agency that doesn’t actively support the Dear Leader’s policies. Even right-wingers are starting to figure out that this is a coup. Gregg Nunziata, executive director of the conservative Society for the Rule of Law, says he is disturbed “by the increasing suggestions from the White House that the law is what the president says it is. The law is what Congress passes and the Supreme Court interprets, and the president has the obligation to obey the law.” And it’s damn nice of him to be disturbed at such a fundamental breach of the Constitution, isn’t it? Let’s see if we can move that needle to outraged, infuriated, and ready to grab pitchforks and torches, shall we? Either that or we concede the republic entirely.

14. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump knows what side he’s on, anyway. “He who saves his country does not violate any law,” he recently declared, echoing the French Emperor Napoleon I – a flat out declaration that he sees himself as above the law and entitled do whatever he wants, regardless of Constitution, morality, law, or justice.

15. He also declared himself king, after squashing New York City’s new congestion pricing designed to make Manhattan more habitable.

16. Be careful what you wish for, son. Presidents get impeached, but kings get beheaded. Maybe stay in your lane.

17. Perhaps the best response to this came from Democratic Illinois Governor JB Pritzger, who rather pointedly reminded Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump that his oath was to the Constitution. “We don’t have kings in America,” he reminded the wannabe in the White House, “and I don’t intend to bend the knee to one.” No real American will.

18. Although Maine’s Governor Janet Mills held up pretty well at a meeting of governors at the White House when Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump threatened her for not complying with one of his flagrantly illegal executive orders. “You better comply, because otherwise you’re not getting any federal funding” he said – a threat which is itself a violation of multiple federal laws. “See you in court,” she responded. I don’t think anyone has had the spine to do that to his face in decades, and perhaps if someone had we’d all be better off now.

19. If you’re going to execute an internal coup you need to purge the military and install your own ideologues whose only qualification is blind loyalty, and we are already deep into this process as well. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump fired the Joint Chief of Staff on February 20 and replaced him with an unqualified stooge, then fired the heads of the Navy (which includes the Marines) and the Air Force as well as the top independent lawyers for the Army, Navy and Air Force. You only fire the JAGs if you’re planning to do something illegal that they’d stand in the way of, and Secretary of Defense Pete “One for the Road” Hegseth openly admitted that the next day.

20. Five different former Secretaries of Defense – including James Mattis, who served in the first administration of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump – issued a public alarm over this, as it overtly politicizes the military – something that cannot easily be undone.

21. They’ve also taken over the Post Office, further consolidating their hold on information. The pieces are coming together if you care to look. They’re not even trying to hide them.

22. If you haven’t run into the chillingly named Operation Whirlwind, boy howdy do I have a treat for you. The interim US Attorney Ed Martin launched this to investigate threats to DOGE employees but like all such things that was mere smokescreen and now it has became a powerful tool for silencing opposition, intimidating critics, and suppressing critical media. It’s probably not a coincidence that they stole the name from the Soviet invasion of Hungary in 1956, when a budding democracy was ruthlessly crushed by authoritarian violence.

23. They’re still talking about internment camps for immigrants. Let’s see here, taking people deemed undesirable by the government and forcibly quarantining them into camps? That does sound familiar, doesn’t it?

24. It’s actually kind of interesting to see how even some of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s handpicked stooges are pushing back against Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk and his merry band of rogue teenagers now. They are openly advising their departments to ignore his increasingly frantic demands that they report their accomplishments to him (who, according to Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump, doesn’t even run that department) or be fired. When the inevitable blowup between these two towering fragile egos comes, I want front row seats. I can only hope that a) it comes soon enough to save the nation, and b) it annihilates everyone involved.


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26. Also, even on his own bullshit terms, Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk and his merry band of rogue teenagers are failing. They keep posting updates to their triumphant website announcing how much money they’re saving, and they keep having to take them down because they’re so catastrophically, simplistically wrong. Like “elementary errors a high school student would be ashamed to make” probably because they’re high school students making them. How did this guy get a reputation for being anything other than a clueless irritant?

27. Hey, Elon!

28. They tried to set up a tipline webform for likeminded idiots to report teachers for doing anything that might actually involve teaching real history, sociology, literature, or anything that contradicted the carefully constructed ideological bubble in which they live and it’s like they’ve never seen an internet poll spiral off into madness before. Let’s just say the site was offline within an hour, and if they read 3% of what was submitted they probably are now suffering a well-deserved collective case of PTSD now.

29. For fuck sake they fired the weather forecasters.

30. Speaking as someone who recently got over a nearly week-long illness, watch your back. They’re actively working to destroy the US health care and monitoring system and a lot of people who might otherwise have survived are going to die.

News and Updates

1. I spent much of this week sick with whatever crud is going around that isn’t any of the more deadly ones, of which there are apparently a wide range of choices – the measles epidemic that has already killed one child, the first to die of that disease in a decade in this country, not that Health Secretary Brain Worms sees that as a problem; the tuberculosis outbreak in Michigan; the rapidly expanding bird flu that is now considered endemic in American cattle so good luck all of you who think raw milk is somehow healthy; and so on. No, I just had a normal flu. Two days of fevers and chills, plus a week of headaches, coughing, and brain fog. Fun times.

2. The second day of the fevers was Monday and I actually stayed home from work – the first time I called in sick for non-Covid reasons since before the pandemic. I spent the day letting random soccer games wash over me and not eating. But by Tuesday I felt well enough to go back wearing a mask, and now I think I am back to where I can read more than seven words at a time so tomorrow my goal is to catch up on a backlog of text messages and emails.

3. I’m not going to address politics directly in this post, not much. I suspect there will be another one of those lists in the next day or two. So goddamn much has been destroyed since the last one. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump, Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk, and every last one of their minions, lackeys, cronies, and slaves need to be thoroughly horsewhipped, dropped into a large scrubland surrounded by razor wire, and told to go Galt and leave the civilized folks alone. If they die, they die.

4. On Saturday, when I still felt pretty good, Kim, Lauren and I went to see our local minor league hockey team play. It is always a fun time to do that. They’re building a new athletic center on the north side of town now, one that will have a regulation sized rink instead of the scale model they currently play in, but the current place has a lot of charm in a way. Just don’t stand in the end of the concession line when it reaches out to the front door because at that point you will be standing directly in front of the home team locker room and there will be a MIASMA that will tempt you to reconsider your thoughts of food. It turned out to be a good game, though. There were 67 total shots on goal and the home team won 3-2 and Lauren figured out that the assistant coach was someone she went to high school with because that’s what living in a fairly small place will get you.

5. I haven’t had much focus to read, so I’m still slogging my way through the book I started weeks ago. It’s a good book by one of my newfound favorite authors, but I have to say that this author took a calculated risk by taking the absolute least likable character from his previous book, putting her in a new context, and centering the narrative around her. It’s been a challenge.

6. Working in higher education these days has been an exercise in just pressing on as if tomorrow will still happen, because what else can you do.

7. One of the nice things about being more or less over this flu has been being able to return to my own bed. I’d been borrowing Lauren’s old room in order not to spread this crud to Kim, and nobody else’s bed is ever as nice as your own.

8. I got to tell the story of the Dawes Plan this week in class – the abbreviated version I use for my US history class rather than the full version that my Western Civ class gets, since for the US it’s a small foreign policy act but for Europe it’s a major event in many ways – and that always makes me happy. There are a number of set-piece stories that I look forward to in each class and it is always a good day when we get to one.

9. Every so often the list of small things that need to be fixed on one or the other of the cars reaches a tipping point and we take it in to our Local Guys and they get it sorted out for us. We’ve been going to these same Local Guys since before I moved here in the mid-1990s and they know me pretty well at this point. They do good work. And now the van has two functional headlights, a working overhead brake light, and fresh oil on top of it. Win.

10. I find myself getting sucked into various “reels” these days – the little video clips that Facebook and Instagram have now that Vine is dead and TikTok openly mouths right-wing propaganda. I already know FB and IG are owned by a vile right-wing billionaire and can take that into account, and for the most part I skip over those and head to the comedy and the music (as well as far too many highlights of the recent Super Bowl – hey, the Eagles don’t win those things very often, so I’m going to revel in it a bit). There are a lot of talented people on this planet. That’s a good thing to remember in these parlous times.

On Crisis and Quiet

I keep thinking that if there is a slight pause to catch my breath I will write about normal things – about the ins and outs of a small but worthwhile life, comfortable in its way. When you reach a certain age that kind of life seems more inviting than it did when you were young and full of fire, seeking to make a mark on the world and change it into something more to your liking. You discover, eventually, that the world changes in its own way and on its own schedule and you make your peace with that and having done so you discover that the best part of life is found in the ordinary things and the people you surround yourself with.

That’s why I started this blog after all, back in 2008. To record those things, and perhaps to look back on them when I might otherwise have forgotten them.

But we find ourselves in a time of crisis, one that was entirely predictable – indeed, one that I was clear was coming here in this very space, a bit of fortune-telling that I claim no particular credit for since it was obvious to anyone who cared to look. The United States of America is under attack by internal enemies, the figurehead leader sitting in the Oval Office itself while the minions, lackeys, cronies and slaves who are doing the actual planning and executing are busily tearing down a century of labor by better people than themselves.

I will bear witness.

I will take what opportunities arise to make a difference.

I expect that this will lead me to harm, as Fascists do not take dissent lightly and are not clever enough to have any response other than violence. But so it goes. You do what you can. I am old now and have reached the point where my primary concern is the world I leave my children.

“You cannot kill me in a way that matters,” as the old meme has it.

The current coup has progressed quickly, but American patriots are starting to get their feet back underneath them and fight back.

“We don’t have kings in America,” said Illinois Governor JB Pritzger the other day, “and I don’t intend to bend the knee to one. I am not speaking up in service to my ambitions but in deference to my obligations. If you think I’m overreacting and sounding the alarm too soon, consider this: It took the Nazis one month, three weeks, two days, eight hours and 40 minutes to dismantle a constitutional republic. All I’m saying is when the five-alarm fire starts to burn, every good person better be ready to man a post with a bucket of water if you want to stop it from raging out of control.”

Much damage has already been done, and more will come. Some of it is not recoverable. The United States will be fortunate to emerge out of this with the Constitution intact, with some allies who still trust us, with an economy worth mentioning and a society not utterly corrupted by hatred and bug-eyed insanity.

It will be the work of a generation of Americans to rebuild from this, if it can be done at all.

And we’d best start now.

Further Dispatches From the Coup

With the psychotic Gish Gallop of unconstitutional, catastrophically stupid, and morally leprous things cascading out of the joint administration of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump and Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk and their minions, lackeys, cronies and slaves these days it can be hard to keep track of it all. The last time this cancerous tumor on the American body politic was in office I posted running lists of things so they wouldn’t be forgotten – and to register the simple fact that I do not accept any of it – and it looks like I’m back to that again. MURCA!

My goal is to quarantine these things in these posts because they do need to be said but otherwise I will never write about anything else.

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1. Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk’s roving band of feral teenagers randomly fired almost 400 nuclear weapons specialists who worked for the National Nuclear Security Administration the other day and now the Department of Energy is frantically trying to get them to come back to work because nothing says making America great again like getting rid of all of the people who understand how nuclear weapons function.

2. The CDC and other public health agencies have been banned from speaking out on any of the current challenges facing the US, such as the tuberculosis outbreak in Michigan, the increasingly deadly wave of bird flu that is sweeping the nation, and the rapidly spreading measles outbreak in one of the most unvaccinated regions of Texas, so you’re on your own with that. Measles outbreaks are very difficult to contain once they get started and right now the one in Texas has a hospitalization rate of 27% – a shockingly high figure in the world of epidemiology. COVID hasn’t gone away and the regular flu seems to be more dangerous than usual. Every nurse, PA, EMT, and CNA that I know is in full panic mode right now because they can see the system overloading. But Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump knows that one of the many reasons he was unceremoniously tossed out on his ass back in 2020 was because he botched the COVID pandemic so badly that he was personally responsible for over a quarter million excess American deaths and the lesson he got out of that was not to do better next time but instead just to try to hide it more effectively. Your death will help him politically, and that’s all he cares about.

3. Meanwhile the supine GOP Congress just folded like a wet paper tent and installed a rabid antivaxxer nutjob as the nation’s top health and science officer, so good luck with that.

4. RFK Jr., the aforementioned nutjob, announced almost immediately that people “addicted” to antidepressants and anyone even prosecuted for drug crimes would be send to government-sponsored “wellness farms” to produce organic crops for up to four years. “We’re going to re-parent people and restore connection to community” he said. Forced collective farming just sounds like Maoism to me but what do I know.

5. Apparently so many people have complained to Google about their craven capitulation to Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s increasingly unhinged demand to rename the Gulf of Mexico that Google has had to turn off 1-star reviews and comments for it. Meanwhile the AP has been banned from press conferences because they actually have a backbone and have refused to bow down to the naked emperor on this matter.

6. 800 people were fired from the USDA and another 1000 from the NRCS which will cripple research and farm aid programs. Watching the rural areas that voted overwhelmingly for Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump get hammered like this provides some schadenfreude but not nearly enough to make up for the fact that this is hurting both them and the rest of us. The US will take decades to recover from this, if it can recover at all.

7. The ongoing destruction of USAID is also destroying American farmers, as well as halting a great deal of the AIDS prevention efforts that have succeeded in reducing the spread of that lethal plague, and foor and medical programs designed to keep children from dying across the globe. All so Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk can get a tax break. Welcome to the new Gilded Age, and if you study the social unrest of that period you know what’s coming next.

8. I hope you enjoyed having national parks because soon they won’t be there. Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk and his roving band of feral teenagers have slashed NPS staff, including rangers, firefighters, and EMTs, and taken down the reservation system people use for campsites. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump is looking to sell off the land to wealthy speculators. And what was once the envy of the world collapses into dust, a fitting metaphor for the United States under this regime.

9. Keep in mind that Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk was never elected to anything, heads a “department” that has no Constitutional legitimacy, and is ineligible for the office of president whose powers he is unilaterally exercising and exceeding.

10. The IRS is next on Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk’s hit list because we can’t have anything that impinges on his greed or power, now, can we. You can compile a pretty comprehensive list of the agencies that Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk’s roving band of feral teenagers have targeted just by looking for the ones that could conceivably stand in the way of that greed and power. Follow the money, folks.

11. Meanwhile the price of eggs is at near record highs and nothing that Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump is doing is going to change that for the better. A lot of it is just going to make things worse. But MAGA will still blame Biden. Possibly Obama. The ones that have read a book in the last quarter century might try to blame Jimmy Carter, but I suspect that will be a very quiet part of the chorus. In any event, the Dear Leader can do no wrong by them, so take your pick.

12. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump has now officially installed himself as the head of the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and even North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un thinks that’s a little excessive.

13. Junior Understudy JD Vance went to Germany and it did not go well for him. He met with neo-Nazi groups and then tried to lecture the German government about how they should obey his two bosses and then both the German Chancellor and the Defense Minister tore him a new asshole and began working on re-arranging European defense around the idea that the US is now a security threat. Well done, Junior! You’ve managed to upend three quarters of a century of hard work and concrete achievements by better people in just a couple of weeks.

14. Apparently we’re also abandoning Ukraine in particular and NATO in general. Defense Secretary Pete “One for the Road” Hegseth announced that the US does not consider the defense of an ally against naked aggression important and will not contribute further to its security, nor does the current regime regard NATO – the lynchpin of post-war security for the US and the West – to be of any value. So anyone out there thinking the US is a trustworthy ally, think again. I expect a future of isolation and pariah status for the US thanks to this crew of utter lunatics.

15. Don’t even get me started on the sheer mind-boggling evil of the proposals for ethnic cleansing in Gaza that Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump has made repeatedly this month. We executed people for that sort of thing at Nuremberg.

16. Do you think Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump will ever stop yammering on about invading Canada? Seriously – what an asshole.

17. If you think the Republican Congress is doing anything to limit the damage done to the nation both here and abroad you should seek counseling because you know damn well they’re only pouring gasoline on these fires and roasting marshmallows while the republic burns, right? Let’s see some of the highlights of what they’ve got cooking there:

     a. First, we have the intentionally misleadingly titled hellscape of the SAVE Act, a voter suppression tool that will accomplish two longstanding goals of the Republican Party by requiring all voters to produce birth certificates and passports in order to vote (how many Americans even own passports?) and denying the vote to anyone whose birth name does not match their current name. The main purpose of this is to deny the vote to trans people – cruelty to trans Americans being a foundational principle of the modern GOP – but it will also unofficially overturn most of the 19th Amendment by denying any married woman who has legally changed her name the right to vote as well. The GOP has been very clear that they don’t think women should vote at all – perhaps because women are smarter than men and do not vote for Republicans as a group – and this denial is a feature of the SAVE Act, not a bug.

      b. There is also HR1161, introduced by Republican Representative Earl L. Carter (R-GA), which proposes that Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump buy Greenland and rename it “Red, White, and Blueland.” Folks, I couldn’t make that shit up if I tried. How much antifreeze does someone have to drink in order for this idea to make sense, let alone to think that you should say it in public?

      c. The GOP released its preliminary budget plan and it calls for a) zeroing out funding for Medicaid so poor people can’t get healthcare, adding $3,000,000,000,000 to the national debt, and giving billionaires a $4,500,000,000,000 tax cut. In case you weren’t aware of the priorities.

18. Junior Understudy JD Vance also publicly announced last week that he has never read the US Constitution and has no concept of the foundational principle of the separation of powers. Good for him for admitting his bone-deep ignorance, but man – the fact that this imbecile is a heartbeat away from becoming the second banana to Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk is unnerving. Yes, Junior – judges are in fact allowed to tell the executive branch what to do.

19. If you get the feeling that this administration is laying the groundwork for cutting out both the legislative and judicial branches and seizing all power for themselves, good for you for paying attention. I give them four months before they declare it openly. It’s going to be a long hot summer in the US.

20. Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk and his roving band of feral teenagers have now accessed all of your health care data, so I hope you didn’t think that little things like federal privacy laws were going to protect you when he uses that against you. They’ve also downloaded all of your identity information, including your banking information if you’ve ever gotten a tax refund through direct deposit. MURCA!

21. Also, this week Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk and his roving band of feral teenagers ransacked the National Park Service’s websites, and among other things they deleted all references to trans people from the site dedicated to the Stonewall uprising – a pivotal event in gay rights in this country and one where trans people played central roles. This is how genocides start, with small erasures like this, before they ramp up. You either catch it when it starts or your regret it when it proceeds.

22. They’ve also fired 10% of the staff of the National Cancer Institute, because cruelty and waste is pretty much the only strategy they have.

23. In other national security news, Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk and his roving band of feral teenagers forced the CIA to attempt to buy out its entire workforce, and if you’re wondering who would benefit from the crippling of American intelligence, honestly it’s not that hard to figure out.

24. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump has also purged the entire boards of all four service academies (Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard) because apparently the US military is too “woke” or something like that. When a neo-Fascist starts purging the military and installing loyalists, it’s past time to worry.

25. The US imposed sanctions on South Africa for daring to undo decades of apartheid, which apparently counts as discrimination against rich white people. I wonder who benefited from that?

26. Office of Project Management Director Charles Ezell released a memo to all agency heads the other day claiming that “provisions of collective bargaining agreements that conflict with management rights are unlawful and unenforceable,” which is something that you’d expect to hear from someone who will likely be on the wrong end of the first labor unrest this country sees this year. Grab your popcorn!

27. We’re also no longer enforcing the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, the law that prevents US companies from bribing foreign officials to secure or keep business deals. Given who the US government has devolved to these days, I suppose that’s not a surprise.

28. Did you notice that Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk and his roving band of feral teenagers have gutted the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and fired the previous director who was known for rigorously enforcing consumer protection laws? Strange how that happens just as Elmo enters into a deal to process payments.

29. The first wave of assaults on American scientific research culminated in an across the board slashing of federal grants from the NIH. Grants come with money allotted for “indirect expenses” but which universities call “keeping the lights on and the plumbing working.” This nation became a world power on the strength of its scientific research, most of which happens at universities. I wonder who has an interest in seeing that destroyed.

30. Finally (because I could go on but there are only so many hours in the day) there is the legal fiasco of the Eric Adams case. If you’ve not caught this one Adams is the Democratic mayor of New York City who has been enmeshed in a bribery and corruption scandal for a while now. The new imperial forces at the Justice Department ordered his charges dropped explicitly so they would have leverage over him to get him to enforce their anti-immigrant hysteria on one of the most immigrant-populated cities in the world. This is transparently illegal and in a normal political environment would have resulted in serious charges being filed against everyone involved, but in a cult dictatorship such as the one we seem to be living in now it’s just part of the background noise. The acting Attorney General for the Southern District of New York – a conservative Federalist Society member appointed by none other than Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump – told them that this was illegal and what Deputy Attorney General Emil Bove could do with his demands (hint: a lubricant would help) before resigning. Assistant US Attorney Hagen Scotten also resigned, but not after telling Bove that only a fool or a coward would consent to Bove’s demands. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s Attorney General – a disgraced lawyer named Pam Bondi – finally did get someone to do the deed, but the naked partisanship and illegal conduct is out there for anyone who wants to see it. We’ll see who cares.

Fly, Eagles, Fly

Tonight I took a break from monitoring the ongoing destruction of the American republic to watch the Super Bowl, and I was richly rewarded for doing so.

My hometown Philadelphia Eagles, in a rematch from the game two years ago, thoroughly dominated the Kansas City Chiefs. The Eagles were up 24-0 at halftime, and went on to a fairly comfortable 40-22 victory despite a couple of meaningless late touchdowns by the Chiefs. It was nice to watch the game and not be worried in the last few minutes. I’ve been slowly losing interest in football for a long time now, but I’m enough of a hometown fan that when my Birds are in it, I’ll watch and cheer.

Philadelphia is, no doubt, hopping right now. It will likely do so for a while. There are professional sports franchises in Philadelphia representing all of the major leagues that play in the United States, but the Eagles own that town.

I hope they didn’t grease the light poles to try to keep people from climbing them. All that does is make the people at the top of the pole greasy.

We had a quiet night of it here in Our Little Town, just me and Kim and Oliver. Lauren was up at her campus where the main bar on the main street was having a $20 for all you can drink special and she said that by the end of the game there were only Eagles fans left and the vibes were immaculate. I should expect so. Eagles fans know how to celebrate. But here it was just us and about three times as many salty snacks as we could possibly eat because this is the one day where I don’t care about my diet and to be honest I may have gone a bit overboard. Oh well. You have to ignore the guidelines once in a while.

This one is for my dad, a diehard Eagles fan who never saw them win a Super Bowl though he did see them win a championship in 1960. It’s for the city of Philadelphia, the only city in the United States that hates Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump more than New York City does – he was at the game looking like someone stole his lollipop and I hope he has an utterly miserable flight home secure in the knowledge that there is no point to inviting the Eagles to the White House in honor of their victory because they will tell him point blank to fuck himself just like they did last time. It’s for all the sports knobs who overwhelmingly picked the Chiefs to win because they were the Chiefs and therefore entitled to win.

And it’s for me, because in this dark year it is nice to have a bright spot.

Fly, Eagles, fly.

Dispatches from the Coup

The ongoing coup being staged by Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk is rolling along at a pretty good clip, it has to be said.

His minions are fanning out through any number of federal agencies, demanding access to legally protected data and throwing tantrums (as befits their tender ages) whenever anyone gets in their way. Apparently their next target is the Pentagon, which is staffed by highly trained, heavily armed, and very dedicated men and women who have sworn an oath to defend the US Constitution against all enemies domestic and foreign and I for one would pay money to see that happen.

Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk has taken to simply declaring things as if that made them so. Did you know there is no Department of Education anymore? He said so! This should come as a surprise to Congress, which is the only body that can make that call under the Constitution.

But then the Republicans in Congress seem pretty satisfied with their increasing irrelevance and unaware that they are the next obvious target for this coup, so we’ll see what happens.

This is all part of the “flood the zone with bullshit” strategy that you knew was coming, by the way.

The goal here is simply to demoralize, distract, and disturb. Few if any of the things that Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk is attempting are designed to last. They’re only designed to overawe.

Although given that Co-President Elon “Sieg Hiel” Musk now has the full identifying information and tax data for every single American (including Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump), there is the rather sad notion that he isn’t the Co-President anymore. I wonder if anyone has explained to Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump how irrelevant he has become.

That’s another thing I’d pay money to see.

It has been another horrifying week to be an American, the third such since Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump was installed into power, and the list of things that he and his minions, lackeys, cronies and slaves have done in that time is both long and unforgivable.

I would very much like to be thinking about other things. I have students to advise and classes to teach. The Super Bowl – the biggest secular holiday on the American calendar after all – is featuring my own hometown Eagles on Sunday for just the fifth time ever and I have had no time at all to revel in that fact. We have summer plans that we’d like to be making, and celebrations that we’d like to plan.

All of this is getting put on hold because a toddler of a man couldn’t deal with losing an election and his fanatical cult put him back into power, apparently to burn the country down.

I will stand and I will be heard, but it would be nice to sit for a while too.

It's What We Got

You know, folks, I really would like to be discussing pretty much anything but politics right now.

If there is one thing I will be forever grateful to Joe Biden for it is that he was boring. For four blessed years I didn’t have to wake up wondering what catastrophic nightmare the sitting president had pulled out of his ass in the wee hours and foisted off onto an unsuspecting world. I didn’t have to try to figure out ways to protect my loved ones and my communities from the militarized hatred of bigots, fanatics, and lowlifes. I didn’t fear for the survival of the American republic.

It was nice.

And now it’s gone and we’re back to all of that after a four year hiatus.

Just in the last forty-eight hours:

Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump has launched a catastrophically stupid and immoral trade war with our closest trading partners – Canada and Mexico – as well as our largest (China). Because nothing says “stable genius” than trying the same thing he tried last time when he got his ass handed to him, only on a grander scale. Folks, you have no idea what this is going to do to the American economy and, to cite the meme I saw float by a couple of hours ago, I’m not about to try to explain how tariffs work to people who think DEI causes planes to crash. That would be like trying to explain calculus to a dung beetle and all I’d get out of it is older. In both cases I’d probably get shit flung at me. Both Canada and Mexico are going to respond to this with their own tariffs, which Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump has already promised will simply escalate the trade war until the entire economy collapses.

Co-President Elon “Seig Heil” Musk, whom nobody actually voted for, has installed his minions into both the Treasury Department and the OPM, locking out the civil servants who actually work there and downloading all of their files and information onto portable hard drives. There isn’t anything in that sentence that is even remotely legal. When actual government employees have tried to stop these crimes they’ve been fired and slandered. Co-President Elon “Seig Heil” Musk has declared that the entire USAID – an agency that leads international development and humanitarian assistance efforts in allied countries – is a “criminal organization” for not doing exactly what his minions have ordered, and he’s declared the Evangelical Lutheran Church to be a money laundering organization. He’s also declared that he will unilaterally stop releasing funds to groups he dislikes, which alone should have had him arrested and jailed by now but these are the times we live in.

Federal employees are now being warned by their colleagues to document everything, say nothing, and generally behave in a manner consistent with self-defense in a Fascist regime. There is nothing unwarranted about that advice, either.

And so on. There’s more.

I’d really like to be talking about other things here. I have a life. I have observations that don’t necessarily have anything to do with the collapse of the American republic. I’d like to focus on better things.

And at some point I will do that, no matter how bad things get. You need a break now and then.

But for now it is important to use whatever platform I have to get the word out.

It’s not much, but it’s what I have right now. When there is more, there will be more.

Here I stand. I can do no other.