I cannot tell you how much of a disappointment it has been to come back to my own cooking.
I’m not even a bad cook. There are a few things I do really well. There are a bunch of things I do tolerably well. There are some things I know better than to try again but in general I’m not bad at it. But there is nothing like the food in Rome, nothing at all, and I miss it.
One of my goals in Rome was to eat whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, and while I can’t say I achieved that completely – it’s pretty much by definition unattainable, an aspiration more than a mission – I did my best and I regret nothing.
Almost nothing.
There was the one time we needed to find a bathroom in central Rome and the closest establishment that offered one was a KFC and we felt sort of obligated to buy something from them in return, which is how I found myself eating popcorn chicken at a sidewalk table on a bright sunny day in Italy. Popcorn chicken is the same the world over and the sauce was definitely not “2 Hot 4 U” as it promised on the label, but it bought us a bathroom pass and that has to count for something. Also, the manager went out of his way to warn us about pickpockets in the area which I thought was nice of him, so I don’t really regret this either I suppose, but I can't say that it was part of the original plan.
That aside, Rome was almost literally a feast.
A few things about eating in Rome, if you think you may end up there at some point:
First, plan to eat dinner late. The early bird special doesn’t start until 7pm and most people don’t eat until after 8. It can end as late as midnight, but 10pm seems to be more usual. And on weekends everything is later. The first place we ate dinner after we got to Rome didn’t even open until 7pm. We got there around 7:15 because we’re Americans and we were jet lagged and we just wanted to have a good meal and stay up as late as we could to get adjusted to the time. We stayed until 8:45 and saw nobody else sit down the whole time we were there (though many orders were picked up and taken away). It was a Friday. We were early. We later asked Andi the Tour Guide how he managed that schedule and he said he usually eats something small when he gets home to tide him over, which seemed reasonable to us.
Second, plan to spend some time. Americans eat like vacuum cleaners and I am more guilty of that than most. You are expected to spend time eating in Italy, however. The structure of the menu almost demands it. If you do the whole thing, there are four courses to a meal. First there is the Antipasto, the appetizer, which can be anything from bread and olive oil (and let me pause right here to say that if I were given a chance to live solely on Italian bread and olive oil I would take it in a heartbeat and die happy) to vegetables to prosciutto and buffalo mozzarella or more. Then comes Primo, which is a pasta course. Pasta is not a meal in Italy. It is part of the meal. Then there is Secondo, which is usually a meat of some kind. Then there is Dulce, dessert. We never managed to do the whole thing – mostly we stopped after the first two, to be honest, as we are no longer young and hungry – but you can see how this would take some time.
Third, there are things you just don’t do. You don’t order cappuccino after 11am because it’s a breakfast drink. And you don’t order chicken with pasta because, well, just because. Andi the Tour Guide was quite firm on this. It is simply not done. I follow an Instagram page called Italians Mad At Food, which is exactly what it says it is, and this is one of their bugaboos as well so I’m assuming it’s not just Andi or even just Rome.
Also, bear in mind that beverages are generally served in bottles and this goes for everything from water to wine. If you ask for water it comes in two forms – aqua naturale (regular water) or aqua frizzante (sparkling water) and it comes in a 1L bottle that they will open for you and plop down on your table. This can produce surprising results if you’re not careful.
The first place we went to was La Botticella a Testaccio, mostly because it was literally around the corner from where we were staying and we were, as noted, jet lagged and just looking for a good meal. We saw it on our first exploratory swing through the neighborhood, checked when it opened (7pm) and went back shortly after that time. It’s a neighborhood place and nobody there spoke any English besides us but we managed to get our first dinner in Rome. It was a good place to start.
I’m not even a bad cook. There are a few things I do really well. There are a bunch of things I do tolerably well. There are some things I know better than to try again but in general I’m not bad at it. But there is nothing like the food in Rome, nothing at all, and I miss it.
One of my goals in Rome was to eat whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, and while I can’t say I achieved that completely – it’s pretty much by definition unattainable, an aspiration more than a mission – I did my best and I regret nothing.
Almost nothing.
There was the one time we needed to find a bathroom in central Rome and the closest establishment that offered one was a KFC and we felt sort of obligated to buy something from them in return, which is how I found myself eating popcorn chicken at a sidewalk table on a bright sunny day in Italy. Popcorn chicken is the same the world over and the sauce was definitely not “2 Hot 4 U” as it promised on the label, but it bought us a bathroom pass and that has to count for something. Also, the manager went out of his way to warn us about pickpockets in the area which I thought was nice of him, so I don’t really regret this either I suppose, but I can't say that it was part of the original plan.
That aside, Rome was almost literally a feast.
A few things about eating in Rome, if you think you may end up there at some point:
First, plan to eat dinner late. The early bird special doesn’t start until 7pm and most people don’t eat until after 8. It can end as late as midnight, but 10pm seems to be more usual. And on weekends everything is later. The first place we ate dinner after we got to Rome didn’t even open until 7pm. We got there around 7:15 because we’re Americans and we were jet lagged and we just wanted to have a good meal and stay up as late as we could to get adjusted to the time. We stayed until 8:45 and saw nobody else sit down the whole time we were there (though many orders were picked up and taken away). It was a Friday. We were early. We later asked Andi the Tour Guide how he managed that schedule and he said he usually eats something small when he gets home to tide him over, which seemed reasonable to us.
Second, plan to spend some time. Americans eat like vacuum cleaners and I am more guilty of that than most. You are expected to spend time eating in Italy, however. The structure of the menu almost demands it. If you do the whole thing, there are four courses to a meal. First there is the Antipasto, the appetizer, which can be anything from bread and olive oil (and let me pause right here to say that if I were given a chance to live solely on Italian bread and olive oil I would take it in a heartbeat and die happy) to vegetables to prosciutto and buffalo mozzarella or more. Then comes Primo, which is a pasta course. Pasta is not a meal in Italy. It is part of the meal. Then there is Secondo, which is usually a meat of some kind. Then there is Dulce, dessert. We never managed to do the whole thing – mostly we stopped after the first two, to be honest, as we are no longer young and hungry – but you can see how this would take some time.
Third, there are things you just don’t do. You don’t order cappuccino after 11am because it’s a breakfast drink. And you don’t order chicken with pasta because, well, just because. Andi the Tour Guide was quite firm on this. It is simply not done. I follow an Instagram page called Italians Mad At Food, which is exactly what it says it is, and this is one of their bugaboos as well so I’m assuming it’s not just Andi or even just Rome.
Also, bear in mind that beverages are generally served in bottles and this goes for everything from water to wine. If you ask for water it comes in two forms – aqua naturale (regular water) or aqua frizzante (sparkling water) and it comes in a 1L bottle that they will open for you and plop down on your table. This can produce surprising results if you’re not careful.
The first place we went to was La Botticella a Testaccio, mostly because it was literally around the corner from where we were staying and we were, as noted, jet lagged and just looking for a good meal. We saw it on our first exploratory swing through the neighborhood, checked when it opened (7pm) and went back shortly after that time. It’s a neighborhood place and nobody there spoke any English besides us but we managed to get our first dinner in Rome. It was a good place to start.
We started with bread and olive oil and I thought well, that’s it, I’m set for life now. And the cacio e pepe was wonderful – I’ve been trying to make cacio e pepe for a year or so, apparently incorrectly, so now I know what it is actually supposed to taste like and will be working on that forthwith. It was my go-to meal while we were in Rome and it never let me down though this place was the best. The cook was very pleased when we managed to tell him that. I think he thought we were amusing, and we probably were.
At this point, however, our lack of facility with the language became an issue. After we’d somehow managed to order our food, the waitress asked “Vino?” Sure! We’re jet lagged and four thousand miles from home! Vino sounds great! “Rossi o bianco?” Well, I’d like a rossi and Kim wanted a bianco. “Mezzo o grande?” And this is where my linguistic skills ran out. I knew that grande meant big and I’ve been in enough choirs to know that mezzo means medium, and we figured that we deserved a big ol’ glass of wine to celebrate our arrival in Italy. Grande, per favore!
This is how we discovered that “Grande” meant “375ml bottle.” Each.
We slept well that night.
We liked the place so much we went back for our last meal in Rome as well, and it was quite full this time. We got there at around 8 and stayed for nearly two hours, and the place was hopping the whole time though nobody changed – the people who were there when we got there were still there when we left. By this time I had cottoned on to the whole “let’s take pictures of food like we’re Instagram influencers” thing, which is good because we had lovely food. We started with prosciutto and buffalo mozzarella, along with a different form of bread and olive oil than usual.
Then we had pizza. We ate a lot of pizza in Rome. It’s apparently something that Romans do, and we figured the cliché is there for a reason so that’s what we’d do too. And it was all, uniformly, wonderful. Most of it looked like this.
As with most pizza in Europe, it’s meant for a single person. The idea of cutting pizza into slices and then sharing them out among more than one person – or, frankly, cutting it into slices at all, since mostly we were expected to do that ourselves at the table – doesn’t seem to have made it across the Atlantic, and each of these pizzas was about fourteen inches (thirty-five centimeters) across and you’d think that this would be way too much food but the fact is that the crust was about an eighth of an inch (half a centimeter) thick and even having eaten quite my share of these I have no idea how they get it that thin. But it makes it easy for one person to eat a pizza that size, and it’s wonderful. Mine was “diavolo,” which has spicy salami on it. Kim’s was “funghi,” which is mushrooms.
On our second night in Testaccio we went to Pizza del Remo, where we had both kinds of pizza again. Pizza del Remo is a busy place at the intersection of two busy streets with almost all of its seating outside in heated tents and where almost nobody speaks English. The guy roaming the sidewalk shouting at people took our names and very quickly sent us into one of the tented seating areas where we waited for nearly forty-five minutes until the one guy on staff who spoke English came on shift. I’m not sure why since we could have just pointed at the menu – it’s a pizza place, it’s not that complicated – but there you have it. Meanwhile we had a different guy who came by now and then to check on us – a burly guy in a Lazio jersey who wore three analogue wristwatches and carried zip ties and wire cutters in his back pocket. He taught us to cheer for Lazio, which didn’t survive being seated in the Roma zone at the stadium the next night but when a burly guy with zip ties and wire cutters asks you to cheer for his team you cheer for his team. Eventually we got our pizzas and they were as good as we’d hoped they’d be.
Before we left for Italy we were told we also had to try “pinsa Romana,” which as near as I can tell is basically Sicilian-style pizza. It’s baked in a straight-sided oval about two feet long and eight inches wide, and this you actually are supposed to buy by the slice – about three inches is good for one person. There was a place that one of Kim’s friends had recommended for this, but when we got there it was closed – possibly forever, though it was hard to tell – so we ended up finding another place. It was really good but I preferred the thin crust.
If there was one place that stood out, though, it was a tiny little deli called Fuorinorma, not far from the Colosseum. It was maybe twelve feet (four meters) wide and twice that deep, including the workspace, and had maybe half a dozen tiny tables pressed up against the wall with wooden blocks as stools, and if I could go back there now I would.
It’s actually a pretty straight shot from the Colosseum once you climb the path and dodge the selfie-stick vendors, but we ended up making a bit of a strategic error because when you get on that road you can either go up or go down.
We decided to go up, which had some nice qualities to it but none of them involved getting us to our destination. The lower road went straight there, but the upper one went only so far and then turned off and down a hill, which meant a fair amount of sightseeing to get back on track but eventually we found the place. And it was so worth it. We had bread with olive oil. We shared a panino (which is the proper term, as panini is plural). And we had this:
I think the Italian term for it is taglieri, though in the US it’s mostly known by the French word “charcuterie.” It’s a plank of wood with meats, cheeses, bread, bruschetta, olives, fruit, and vegetables, and it was just perfect. We watched them make it – honestly, they couldn’t hide in a space that small even if they wanted to – and my only regret is that I didn’t have room to order another one.
The other place we went for dinner in Testaccio was called Trattoria Pecorino, and it was a small, friendly place even when confronted with two Americans who didn’t realize that they were supposed to make reservations and didn’t speak enough Italian to fix that. They found us a table in the corner of the upstairs part of the place and I had carbonara which is something else you’re supposed to do in Rome. Carbonara has no cream. It does have guanciale. Kim tried the fettucini alla Gricia, which was also tasty, but her big discovery was Carciofi alla Giudia (artichokes in the Jewish style).
It was artichoke season in Italy, and they’re pretty much everywhere. They get prepared one of two ways. Carciofi alla Romana is poached while Carciofi alla Giudia is deep fried, and if you like artichokes this is apparently a wonderful thing. What Kim discovered, however, was not the artichokes themselves but rather that if you eat some of the Carciofi alla Giudia and then take a drink of aqua frizzante, it tastes sweet. SCIENCE!
We ended the meal with limoncello, since that is another thing you’re supposed to do in Rome. I like lemons – I eat them plain sometimes – and this was pleasant, but I can’t say it’s something I will do again.
It wasn’t just meals. There was also dessert. We became regulars at the Pasticceria Linari a block or so away from our apartment, where the cannoli are coated inside with dark chocolate and the sfogliatelle were amazing.
We also found gelato, which in Rome is kind like saying that you found cheese in Wisconsin since it’s pretty much everywhere. My favorite place was called Glauco and it was a tiny little hole in the wall that we stumbled across while walking randomly through the city. It’s on the left of the street scene below, though you can’t see it because I’m looking down the street instead, but it was a nice little place about the size of an American minivan and filled to the brim with all sorts of flavors of gelato at reasonable prices. There were even a couple of seats outside for you to take your time and watch the world parade on by while you ate. Take it from me – there is no grander frozen dessert than lemon gelato. None at all.
There was more, of course. Bread and taglieri in Trastavere. Amatriciano at the Testaccio Market. Cappucino at the airport. Little bits and bites pretty much everywhere. If you’re hungry in Rome you have nobody to blame but yourself.
But sometimes we just ate in. There was a lovely little grocery store not too far from the apartment we stayed and I just love going to grocery stores in foreign countries to see what’s there. It fascinates me what other people see as just normal everyday food.
Perhaps my favorite discovery there was this:
It helps to know that “8” in Italian is “otto.” Otherwise the pun (“Chinotto”) is lost somewhat.
Chinotto is the Moxie of Italy, and if you’ve ever been to Maine you’ll understand that reference. In both cases it’s a strong, almost bitter soda (although chinotto also comes in an alcoholic version). Moxie gets its flavor from gentian root, while chinotto comes from a small citrus fruit. In both cases you take your first sip and you think, “Ugh, this is terrible,” but you bought the can and don’t want to waste it so you figure you might as well keep going, and about halfway down you think, “you know, this isn’t half bad,” so you continue drinking and then you get to the end and your first thought is “I AM AN ADDICT. WHERE DO I GET MORE?!?”
You can get it in the US, it turns out, but not easily. I found a small bottle in southern Wisconsin not long after we got back and then got some kind of mild stomach bug that didn’t wipe me out but made me feel like the loser in a poorly planned circus stunt for a week, so it’s still in the refrigerator waiting for me.
Soon, my precious. Soon.
Just dropped in to say this:
ReplyDeleteI read what you have written. I have perused each of the pictures. I’ll take you at your word. I have reached a point in my life, much to my chagrin, where I’m no longer willing to experiment with my sustenance.
I never acquired a taste for Italian cuisine. I was raised on (more or less) American cuisine (aka meat & potatoes) with the occasional Swiss or Welch meal tossed in for special events.
I went into an Italian restaurant once with my mom & dad when I was, I believe, around nine years old. To get directions to the location of a new Chinese restaurant. (My dad loved Chinese food - that is to say, he loved Americanized Chinese Food. I like hot Chinese mustard, sweet & sour pork/chicken, and white rice. Pretty much in that order, too.)
My mother (full-blooded Swiss) used to make something that she called “spaghetti”, My wife (full-blooded Dane) makes a nearly identical dish which she also calls “spaghetti”. The only thing that these dishes have in common with Italian Spaghetti is that the pasta comes in a package with the word “Spaghetti” printed on it. (That, and there are some tomatoes involved somewhere in there.) I kinda like (Stouffer’s frozen) lasagna occasionally, however, I’m told that that is about as Italian as Taco Hell is traditional Mexican cuisine.
My sister married an Italian (Ivano), the first-born son of first-generation Italian immigrants. She learned to cook Italian food in the old world style from her mother-in-law. She could, in all likelihood, open a successful restaurant in the heart of Rome and earn a decent living. During a rough patch, I lived with my sister for nearly six months. I subsisted almost entirely on fast food and TV dinners during that entire time period. I’m certain that you would love her cooking. I just … well …
As I said in the beginning - just never acquired the taste. Were I to visit Rome, I’d likely starve if I couldn’t find that KFC. [Insert large, smiling emoji here]
Lucy
I grew up on Italian food, or at least Italian-American food. That was the cooking side of my family, and that was what food in general was. And, of course, I have always loved it. It's very different from Italian food in Rome. This is not a bad thing. One of my favorite memes recently was someone who saw a post complaining that spaghetti and meatballs was not "real Italian food" and responded by saying that such sentiments were "blatant Sicilian immigrant erasure" because that dish was what happened when poor immigrants landed in a place where meat was inexpensive and canned tomatoes were available year 'round, and "authentic" was just a label used by people who didn't understand how cuisines evolved over time and space. That was my family the responder was talking about.
ReplyDeleteMostly what I loved when I was there were the simple things - the meats/cheeses/olives board, the cacio e pepe (which is basically Italian mac & cheese, only with better ingredients), the pizzas. My palate is not refined.
But people should eat what they want and not bother other people who are eating what they want, I believe. If you don't like Italian or Italian-American food, well, that's just more left over for me. :)
I make my own gravy (that's spaghetti sauce to most people and "red sauce" to midwesterners) and that makes a huge difference. Stouffers lasagna is okay but it is not in the same league as homemade lasagna. I would probably love your sister's cooking, now that you mention it.
Italian food has a lot of variety to it - I suspect you'd find something you'd like that didn't involve KFC if you ever got to Rome. But I also suspect that you'd probably not devote an entire blog post to the food there the way I did.