Friday, September 5, 2014

Ten Things Tabitha Feels She Should Not Have Needed To Say to Lauren


Presented without comment:


1. No, don't lint-roll the cat.

2. Don't ride a tricycle in the corn.

3. Don't use the cat as a footstool.

4. Don't make mac-and-cheese with sugar.

5. I don't think chickens like to swim.

6. Don't move the playing cards with your chin.

7. The cat is not "fluffy on the inside."  She's fat.

8. "Stop, drop, and roll" is not for tornadoes!

9. Bacon is not candy.

10. Don't use babywipes on cuts.
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6 comments:

  1. NathanSeptember 5, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    Bacon is too candy.

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  2. DavidSeptember 5, 2014 at 8:02 PM

    Does that make it Kosher, then?

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  3. Random Michelle KSeptember 6, 2014 at 6:48 PM

    I disagree with 10.

    If you are in a situation where you need to clean up blood, then sterile baby wipes or hand wipes are a very good choice.

    Why do you think I know this through experience?

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  4. DavidSeptember 6, 2014 at 11:46 PM

    Probably first-hand, I'm guessing. :)

    I imagine it would be good to use wipes if you're cleaning blood off a counter or something, but Tabitha knows from experience that they sting when you try to use them directly on cuts.

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  5. UnknownSeptember 7, 2014 at 10:43 PM

    Regarding no.1: What if the cat likes to be lint rolled??? I speak from experience...

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  6. DavidSeptember 8, 2014 at 9:37 AM

    I suppose in that case it would be okay. Our cats are not amused, though.

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