Wednesday, January 20, 2010

A Quandary

We had chicken pot pies for dinner the other night, and as I was taking them out of their packages (what, you think I could make one from scratch?) I happened to glance down at the directions written there.

Radical, I know.

And printed right there, in bold green letters on either end of the little wrapper, it said, "Open both ends first."

How exactly does one do that?
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2 comments:

  1. Beatrice DesperJanuary 22, 2010 at 8:36 PM

    Yup, I guess you need four hands. That's when spouses and offsprings come in handy. Cats wouldn't help, nor hamsters.

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  2. KimKJanuary 22, 2010 at 11:38 PM

    Or you could pound on it with your fist and hope the explosion occurs equally out both ends at once. However, I like beatricemdfr's suggestion of having four hands even better.

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