Friday, September 5, 2014
Ten Things Tabitha Feels She Should Not Have Needed To Say to Lauren
Presented without comment:
1. No, don't lint-roll the cat.
2. Don't ride a tricycle in the corn.
3. Don't use the cat as a footstool.
4. Don't make mac-and-cheese with sugar.
5. I don't think chickens like to swim.
6. Don't move the playing cards with your chin.
7. The cat is not "fluffy on the inside." She's fat.
8. "Stop, drop, and roll" is not for tornadoes!
9. Bacon is not candy.
10. Don't use babywipes on cuts.