1. Dries almost instantly after showering.
2. Caps fit more snugly – important in winter!
3. No longer assumed by others to be student when walking around on campus.
4. Still have time to develop strategy for avoiding dreaded “Reflecto-Ray of Death” problem.
5. No time to comb? No problem!
6. Static-electricity Mad Scientist Effect possible with far less voltage.
7. Quarterly shampoo purchases.
8. Constantly mistaken for someone far more dignified.
9. Trips to barbershop can be squeezed into commercial breaks and halftimes.
10. Abundant career opportunities as Ben Franklin impersonator if the teaching thing doesn't work out.