News and Updates

1. It’s registration season down at Home Campus which means the days are busier than usual and that’s an achievement in a place with as few employees as we have. But it’s nice to see my students and usually they end up getting what they need, which is what they would have wanted had they known.

2. I keep trying to put together another one of those Dispatches From the Coup posts because I feel things need to be documented and protests made, but every day there is just so much more of it to keep track of that I fall behind. I’ll probably end up putting together themed posts rather than a catchall. Today: the slide into Fascist dictatorship! Next: destroying the economy for fun and profit! And on and on. I saw someone online point out that the US has had presidents who wanted to be dictators, presidents who were bigots and assholes, presidents who were corrupt, and presidents who were blisteringly incompetent, but never before have we had all of that in one gaseous package. It’s a lot to follow.

3. The rabbits are outside now, enjoying their hutches and the nice spring breezes. We’re optimistic that this will be permanent, at least until the winter sets back in. The poor bunnies have been yanked in and out repeatedly over the last few weeks as the weather becomes springlike and then winter comes storming back like it wanted one last word in an argument. But the other day they got to play in the grass and that is their definition of bunny paradise.

4. Speaking of bunnies, the Rabbit of Easter brought of the chocolate last weekend (apologies to David Sedaris for stealing that joke) and it was a good time. Easter was never a big holiday in my family growing up so I always forget about it but Kim got the baskets prepped for all of us, and we picked up Lauren on the way to visit my in-laws for the holiday. There was an intense amount of good food and good company, and we made a lovely day of it.

5. It is a strange thing when a moderately known local figure passes away and my social media feed is full of loving paeans to their character and all I can think of is the two-week period I spent interacting with this person over a decade ago and how my big takeaway from that time was “Sweet dancing monkeys on a stick, what a two-bit grifter.” Maybe it was just a bad time for this person. Who knows.

6. Every year I think “this is the summer where I will take it easy and do as little as humanly possible, and perhaps even catch up on some projects I have been putting off” and every summer that does not happen. We make plans. We make plans on top of plans. Plans get made for us. And those plans are always wonderful. I have a great time. I make fantastic memories and acquire lovely stories. And the next summer the cycle repeats. I’m not complaining about this. But someday there will be a summer of not much, too. This is not that summer. I suspect next summer won’t be either. At this point I think we’re pretty much booked solid until early August. I will enjoy it all, but I will be tired. Oh well. I’ll sleep later.

7. I finally decided to spring for a subscription to the Newspapers.com side-hustle that Ancestry runs, and I’ve been having a good time entering random names from my family to see what I can find. Mostly what I have found is that we are not a very newsworthy bunch, though every now and then something does come up. My grandfather played on a handful of sandlot baseball teams in Philadelphia in the early 1930s and I see his name in a lot of box scores, for example. He was apparently a very good contact hitter.

8. I got to give my “Witchcraft in America” talk to my friend’s religious studies class again, today, and I had a very nice time doing so. Every year I tweak it about 5%, adding new details, taking out bits that didn’t work as well as I wanted. It has some fun stories that I enjoy telling, and it’s always interesting to see how people react to them.

9. Now if we could only get the technology in the room to do what it says it can do, we’ll be ahead of the game.

10. It’s been interesting watching the preparations for the next Pope now that I have actually been to the Vatican. I see these news stories and mostly I think, “I remember that place!” I’m not sure this is what I am supposed to think under these circumstances, but the mind is a lonely hunter and it goes after the thoughts it wants.

Thoughts on the Declaration of Independence

The Declaration of Independence has an odd place in American history.

For one thing, it’s not part of the legal system. Unlike the Constitution, you can’t cite it in court. It has no force of law. It exists outside of the legal framework of the United States, a thing unto itself.

For another thing, it was not actually the way that the colonists chose to declare their independence from the British Crown. That happened on July 2nd, 1776, when the Second Continental Congress formally adopted Richard Henry Lee’s resolution on independence – “that these United Colonies are, and of right ought to be, free and independent States, that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain is, and ought to be, totally dissolved.”

This vote prompted John Adams – who would later become the nation’s first president not named George Washington – to exclaim that “the Second Day of July 1776, will be the most memorable Epocha, in the History of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated, by succeeding Generations, as the great anniversary festival. It ought to be commemorated, as the Day of Deliverance by solemn Acts of Devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with Pomp and Parade, with Shews, Games, Sports, Guns, Bells, Bonfires and Illuminations from one End of this Continent to the other from this Time forward forever more.”

But of course we don’t celebrate July 2nd as our Independence Day. We celebrate July 4th, the day that the Second Continental Congress approved the Declaration of Independence, a document that was simply meant to explain why the vote two days earlier had turned out the way it did.

“WHEN in the Course of human Events,” the Declaration begins, “it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.”

It is basically the manifesto of the American Revolution, the only place where the Founding Fathers ever sat down as a group and explained why they were rebelling against the premier military power of the day.

Most Americans forget this.

When most Americans walk down the street thinking about the Declaration of Independence – as one does – what they think about is that one exquisitely crafted jewel of a sentence, the first sentence of the second paragraph:

We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.

That sentence has become as close to an American Creed as we have, our secular catechism. This transformation began in the 19th century, long after the Revolution had been safely won, forgotten, half-remembered, and then mythologized, and was largely complete by the time Abraham Lincoln made it one of the key parts of the Gettysburg Address in 1863.

But as far as the Founders were concerned that sentence was just part of the introduction, a piece of rhetorical flourish before the important bit which was the justification of a rebellion already in progress. The shooting war had begun over a year prior to this, after all. We already had an Army, a Navy, and a Marine Corps. It all needed to be justified and given a rationale, and the Declaration provides it.

[T]o secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Most of the Declaration of Independence is in fact just a long list of the abuses committed by King George III, at least in the eyes of the Founding Fathers. There’s a reason for that. In English revolutionary tradition – and you may wish to pause for a moment and reflect on the fact that the English do this sort of thing often enough that they have established traditions for it – if you want reform, you blame all of the ills and issues on Parliament or the agents of the Crown (royal governors, customs officers, and so on), and you saw this with the Revolutionary Crisis of the 1760s and 1770s. But when you want revolution, you blame it all on the King personally, and that’s what you see here.

The History of the present King of Great-Britain is a History of repeated Injuries and Usurpations, all having in direct Object the Establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid World.

It is a fascinating list, in light of current politics, as our present self-declared King of the United States wages war on the American people in order to establish his own Tyranny.

He has endeavoured to prevent the Population of these States; for that Purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their Migrations hither, and raising the Conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

It always surprises people in this country today to discover that one of the things that the Founding Fathers felt justified the American Revolution was the fact that new immigration was being restricted and the immigrants already here were being legally harassed. The current tyrannical and lawless assaults on immigrants in the United States would have horrified the Founders.

He has erected a Multitude of new Offices, and sent hither Swarms of Officers to harass our People, and eat out their Substance.

Someone needs to let Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk and his band of feral teenagers know about this item, as it speaks directly to them.

He has combined with others to subject us to a Jurisdiction foreign to our Constitution, and unacknowledged by our Laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

There are a lot of such jurisdictions and the specific one referred to here isn’t really an issue anymore, but we have been subjected to a new one instead. Much of what Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump is doing has no Constitutional basis, as the courts have been repeatedly forced to rule. The United States was not set up to be a dictatorship and for this guy to decide he can simply rule by decree is a betrayal of everything the American republic stands for. The Jurisdiction foreign to our Constitution these days is our own president, sadly enough, though DOGE fits here as well.

For cutting off our Trade with all Parts of the World:

Trade war, anyone? Random bizarre tariffs? Yeah, right here.

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

A tariff is a tax on you, the consumer. Foreign nations don’t pay those tariffs. You do. Congress had no role in these tariffs. Your representative did not get any voice in whether these should exist or not. The American people did not consent, yet we are taxed just the same.

For depriving us, in many Cases, of the Benefits of Trial by Jury:

Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump and his minions, cronies, lackeys and slaves have been all over the news in recent weeks declaring that they had no obligation to provide due process of law to those they have accused of crimes – that they can act as judge, jury, and executioner without any further input. This is a doctrine alien to the laws of the United States and one that the Founders felt was sufficient to justify revolution.

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offences:

Did you catch the preparations that Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump is making to start ripping American citizens out of their homes and shipping them off to prisons in foreign nations? Did you think that would stop with the people he’s testing it out on? You are not safe, my fellow American. Without due process, without restrictions on his power, there is nothing to stop this lawless regime from disappearing anyone they want. Eventually that will be everyone. Even you.

He has excited domestic Insurrections amongst us.

This all could have been avoided if the US legal system had responded appropriately to the Trump Insurrection of January 6, 2021. The Founding Fathers likely would have had everything resolved permanently by sundown on January 7 and we wouldn’t have had to deal with this any further. Yet here we are.

The historian Charles Beard once observed that “You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.” But there are times when such things are necessary, when we all must “get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and redeem the soul of America,” as John Lewis said.

These are such times, and the facts speak plainly.

The History of the present self-declared King of the United States is a History of repeated Injuries and Usurpations, all having in direct Object the Establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States.

The Founding Fathers didn’t stand for it.

And no American today should do so either.

A Small Windfall

I got a check in the mail today from Facebook.

Or, rather, from whoever it is that handles their finances when they lose class-action lawsuits, which I suspect is going to be a pattern for as long as this country allows legal action to proceed against the rich and powerful. Not sure how much longer that will be, but it’s fun while it lasts.

I didn’t even remember joining this lawsuit until the check arrived. Years ago I got some kind of email notification sent to the address I’d provided when I first signed up for Facebook. It was before the pandemic and for all I know it was over a decade down into the deep well of the past. I joined Facebook in 2008, so there’s a wide range of dates on which I could have received this email. “This you?” it said. “Fill out this form and preserve your rights and maybe get some cash for the nefarious things that this megazoid company has done to you!”

Sure, I thought. Why not.

And today I am $40 richer.

I’d like to say that I’ll try not so spend it all in one place except that with the current inflationary spiral caused by the chaotic and dimwitted economic policies of the last few weeks it is getting harder and harder to do that. Kim, Oliver, and I went out to dinner last night at the local hibachi place – the sort of restaurant where you order at the counter and they bring it to your booth – and while this $40 would have covered that a year ago it most certainly does not now. It is a good thing that our tastes don’t run to the sorts of restaurants where they have separate menus for beverages.

So I’m not really sure what I’m going to do with this windfall. Probably blow it on groceries or gas, being the wastrel that I am.

But it’s nice to have, and nice to know that every now and then the rich and powerful still have to answer to the justice system. I can think of a long line of further examples of that I’d like to see, all of which need to pony up a lot more than $40 to make me feel that justice is served, but you have to start somewhere and this is as good a place as any.

Redwhat?

So it’s been a month now and I’m still trying to decide if I should keep my Reddit account or just delete it.

I’ve signed up for a couple of forums so far, mostly vintage photos but a few others. Some of them I’ve deleted because there is only so much one-upmanship I can take now that I have graduated from middle school, and others I’ve just stopped looking at because mostly they’re full of people telling other people everything that is wrong with what they just did. The vintage photo ones are mostly still fun, though an increasing percentage of them are clearly modern AI forgeries and that annoys me.

The more I deal with AI, the more I think that particular genie needs to be stuffed back in the bottle and fired into the nearest star along with most of the soulless tech bros who promote it and the plagiarists and bullshit artists who use it. As one meme I saw put it, AI has accidentally made me believe in the existence of the human soul because I’ve seen what art looks like without it.

I have made a total of one comment so far in my Reddit experience – a recommendation for Hank’s Skedatil sauce in a hot sauce forum, in response to a question that was explicitly looking for such recommendations. It’s a great hot sauce if you’re looking for something that is tasty and won’t rip your lips off, which isn’t really what most of the people on that forum want if their posts are anything to go by. Mostly there’s a lot of preening along the lines of “This stuff is also used for crowd control in a number of police states, but I found it too weak to put on my pizza” and so on. It took several days for my comment to post because apparently you can’t just post things – you have to be approved to post things. I understand this, as it keeps the nonsense to a minimum, though it does make me question the approval process for some of the things I’ve read.

I think my comment got an upvote, though I don’t know if that was from someone else or if I just accidentally clicked on something (can you upvote your own post?), and I don’t know how one would go about checking that. I suppose it’s moot now. That was a week or so ago – an eternity in internet time – and nobody but me remembers that thread ever existed now.

I think the hardest thing about Reddit is that it feels like you’re standing at the edge of a vast sea of, well, not quite knowledge but at least information, with no particular way to find any of it. There’s no real index. I haven't figured out how to see a list of the things I've signed up for. You can search for topics, but I haven’t really found the tricks that one is supposed to use to get any meaningful results from those searches and in any event every time I stare at the home page my mind goes blank and I forget everything I was ever interested in.

My life chugged along just fine for decades without Reddit, even if you limit that to my internet life, and I don’t think I’d miss it if I just walked away.

But so many people keep telling me that it’s this cornucopia of information, amusement, random nonsense, and/or train-wreck fascination that I keep thinking I’ll give it another day, another few days, just to see if any of that materializes.

We’ll see.

Further Dispatches from the Coup, Part 2

With the psychotic Gish Gallop of unconstitutional, catastrophically stupid, and morally leprous things cascading out of the joint administration of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump and Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk and their minions, lackeys, cronies and slaves these days it can be hard to keep track of it all. The last time this cancerous tumor on the American body politic was in office I posted running lists of things so they wouldn’t be forgotten – and to register the simple fact that I do not accept any of it – and it looks like I’m back to that again. MURCA!

My goal is to quarantine these things in these posts because they do need to be said but otherwise I will never write about anything else.

This is Part 2 of the post I put up on Saturday, because by Zeus there is just so damned much to cover right now.

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1. Have you ever wanted to watch a prosperous and secure nation collapse from self-inflicted wounds? Yes, you say? Well, have I got the timeline for you! We are watching the end of the American experiment live and in real time this year both politically and, it turns out, economically. Last October The Economist ran a cover story that called the American economy “the envy of the world.” Unemployment was low, investments were rising, and thanks to the policies put in place by Joe Biden and his administration the US had recovered from the dislocations of the pandemic faster and more thoroughly than any industrialized nation on earth. And in a mere three months, Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump and his crew of cannibals have destroyed all of that and then some. If this were a movie there wouldn’t be enough popcorn in the world to cover it, but since real lives are on the line and are already being lost because of this the humor wears thin pretty quickly.

2. Last week Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump went on live television to destroy the global economy. In a bizarre and stunted performance, he waved around a poster-sized graphic containing the names of a number of countries and some numbers that were apparently pulled from deep inside the lower intestine of some random administration flunky and then announced that he was unilaterally imposing punitive tariffs on, well, the entire world except for Russia because they’re special. The reactions from economists and global leaders were swift and unanimous. “Idiotic,” said one. “Worse than the worst case scenario” said another. “This is not a serious trade policy or a grand strategy” said economic historian Adam Tooze. Seriously – outbreaks of communicable diseases have gotten more support from experts than these tariffs.

3. The people who actually know how money works were horrified. Markets all over the world crashed. The Dow Jones lost over 3900 points in two days – more than 9% of its total value. The S&P 500 lost more than 10% of its value. NASDAQ lost over 11%. All of this meant the disappearance of trillions of dollars of wealth, and this was coming after the worst quarter for American stocks since 2022 as Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s policies had already led to sharp declines in the weeks since he was inaugurated. NASDAQ is fully into bear market territory, down more than 20% since December, and the Dow is in correction. I hope you weren’t counting on that 401k to see you through retirement! Maybe get a burger with it.

4. On top of that global investors are dumping the dollar, which has fallen to a six-month low and is in danger of losing its status as the world’s reserve currency, in which case the US economy will collapse. Deutsche Bank is now warning clients to “beware of a dollar confidence crisis.” The dollar’s reserve currency status allows the United States to have far more flexibility with its finances than any other nation on earth and also allows the US to leverage the power of its currency as part of its national security. Pissing that away is going to cost us dearly.

5. Plus the latest economic forecast I looked at said that we face a 60% likelihood of hard times happening this year (i.e. more likely than not) thanks to Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump and his policies. Consumer confidence – the key statistic in a consumer economy such as the one the US has had for a century now – is down 30% from where it was the day before Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump was elected and is now at its lowest level in twelve years, anticipated inflation for the coming year was already expected to be over 6% even before the tariffs (which will make that much, much worse), and domestic manufacturing is actually contracting. US banking is heading for a crisis, with over a hundred billion dollars in “unrealized losses” this year, which at the minimum means the financial markets are heading for a major downturn. For those of us who remember the 1970s, all of this adds up to stagflation, a particularly difficult economic problem to solve even for people who actually know what they’re doing and such people do not work for Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump. He did say he’d run this country like a business and it’s just too bad that so many of his businesses go bankrupt – the man managed to bankrupt his own casino, for crying out loud, which is very hard to do when you think about it – and we’re just the next one to fall.

6. Well, yeah.

7. None of this should have been any surprise. First of all, mass tariffs always do this. This is the third time that the US has imposed this kind of irresponsible wall of tariffs on the rest of the world – it seems to be something we do roughly every hundred years, as the people who remember how poorly it turned out die off and nobody remembers just how bad it was. We tried it in 1828. We tried it again in 1930. Both times it destroyed the economy and led to a decade of privations and hardship, and this time the tariffs are higher than either of the previous tariffs at a time when global trade is a much bigger part of our economy. But hey – third time’s a charm, right?

8. The tariffs imposed in the 1890s could possibly be included in this rubric as well, since they’re the ones put in place by McKinley that Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump keeps yammering on about. You know what happened with those? Yes! The collapse of the economy! Yeah, it’s a pattern.

9. Second, even if you support tariffs – which some economists, surprisingly enough, do, because in a nation of over 330 million people you can always find a couple dozen people who believe anything – the fact is that these were imposed in quite possibly the most irresponsible and slapdash way possible. If you’re going to do this you need to be very careful about how you do it, you need to be very precise in what you include and what you don’t, and you need to be very accurate in how you determine the rates. None of that happened here. The numbers for these tariffs are completely imaginary. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s method of determining how much tariff to impose on a country was to take our trade deficit with that country and divide it by that country’s exports to us. This is how he decided that Indonesia was charging us a 64% tariff on goods, which is hallucinatory as is the idea that the EU is somehow charging a 39% tariff on US goods. South Korea, with whom we have a trade agreement, is not charging us 50% tariff. None of those numbers are real. None of this is real. And then the Solons in this regime decided that the US tariff would be half of whatever that number was, with a floor of 10%. Every competent economist in the world is probably either drunk or dead of a heart attack now just from the sheer random stupidity of this. Furthermore, the tariffs were not imposed on specific goods or even categories of goods the way properly targeted tariffs work – they were simply imposed on nations as a whole. Given that this is the crew that thought waving a chainsaw around a stage was a genius move, nobody should be surprised by that.

10. And you know what? They not even by nation! No! This fucking idiot and his simpleton regime imposed them by top-level internet domain. They just used ChatGPT or something similar to generate a spreadsheet based on domain names and went with that. This is why, for example, Reunion (.re) is listed separately from France and Gibralter (.gi) is listed separately from the UK. It’s why Heard Island and McDonald Island are listed separately from Australia. Australia’s Norfolk Island, which does not actually export anything to the US according to its administrator, George Plant, got hit with a 29% tariff – nineteen percentage points higher than the one Australia itself is being charged with. And neither Heard Island nor McDonald Island have any human habitation living there at all – both are about 2500 miles southwest of Australia, accessible only by a seven-day voyage from Perth, and neither has been visited by a human in nearly a decade. The only inhabitants are penguins. Seriously – how brain damaged is this regime?

11. The penguins are not amused.

Peace was never an option.

12. Also, just for shits and giggles (as my dear grandmother used to say), Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump has imposed a 10% tariff on all goods coming from the Chagos Islands, a remote chain of islands in the central Indian Ocean. Is anyone going to tell him that since 1971 the only human inhabitants of the Chagos Islands have been American military personnel at the US Navy base on Diego Garcia? That’ll show the Navy, won’t it.

13. The thing about the tariffs is that they cannot work as Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump says they will. They can’t. It is logically impossible for them to do so. His regime is making two claims to justify this nonsense: 1) that it will raise six trillion dollars for the federal government over the next few years from countries paying the tariffs, and 2) that it will lead to a renaissance in American manufacturing as American consumers turn to domestically produced goods. Leaving aside the obvious – that these tariffs will not be paid by the originating country but rather will be paid by you, the American consumer, so if you thought these tariffs looked suspiciously like the largest peacetime tax increase in American history then congratulations, you get a star – these things are mutually exclusive. Either a flood of imported goods continues to come in so we can collect the tariffs from whoever is paying them – which means that American consumers will continue to purchase imported goods at rates equal to or exceeding what they did before the tariffs and there will therefore be no actual increase in domestically produced goods – or Americans will turn to domestic goods which will somehow magically start to be produced in sufficient quantity to satisfy current demand, in which case the amount of tariffs collected falls to zero so there won’t actually be that six trillion dollar windfall. One or the other. It's possible that neither will happen – it will take a minimum of four to ten years for American manufacturing to gear up to that level and in the meantime consumer demand will likely decline sharply due to the prohibitive costs of goods as importers pass along the cost of the tariffs to the end purchaser, or as inflation skyrockets as consumer demand holds up but manufacturers can’t supply it – but both? No. Reality doesn’t work that way. Whatever they’re smoking I hope they brought enough to share.

14. The sheer slipshod stupidity of these tariffs raises the possibility that the stated economic reasons for imposing them are not actually why they’re being imposed. And that, if you pursue it to its logical conclusion, is a daunting prospect indeed. Senator Chris Murphy recently explained that the point of these tariffs is not to generate income or spur American manufacturing, but rather to collapse American democracy in a way that the Founding Fathers would have understood intuitively.

The Founders lived in a world of classical republicanism, not Lockean liberalism, and for long and complicated reasons that I’ve explained on this site before one of the biggest fears of classical republicanism was that the monarch – the executive, in other words, which in the American context translates as the president – would use his taxation power to bankrupt his opponents and impose tyranny. That’s why the Founders put the power of the purse in Congressional hands, not the President’s. We don’t believe in classical republicanism anymore – haven’t since 1820 – but that doesn’t mean it’s wrong.

15. Another thing that is frightening if you follow the breadcrumbs a bit is the fact that tariffs are only supposed to be imposed by Congress, but Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump recently declared a national emergency under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act which gave him authority over international trade and allowed him to impose these tariffs unilaterally. But as the Alt National Park Service explained, once the president invokes the IEEPA like that, the law grants access to a host of other expanded powers that aren’t necessarily connected to the original emergency (if there ever was one) but which can be used by the president for his own political ends. For example, by invoking the IEEPA Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump now has the power to:

a) take control of all telecom infrastructure, including radio, television, and internet.

b) freeze the assets and accounts of anyone he accuses of aiding foreign threats, which are undefined and can be applied to pretty much anyone he doesn’t like.

c) deploy the US military to suppress dissent, without the consent of the states.

d) arrest and detain any noncitizen for any reason for any length of time

e) seize control over all energy production and transmission, and as part of that seize control over US airspace

f) suspend all labor unions, regulations, and contracts for any federal worker or any industry deemed necessary for national security, a term that is not defined in the law and can mean whatever he wants it to mean

g) authorize warrantless searches and seizures, impose gag orders, and suppress dissent that way as well.

This is the beginning, folks. Not the end. Watch your back and look out for one another, because it’s going to get ugly.

16. Remember the quiet times of the Biden years? Good times, weren’t they?

17. Meanwhile, in Congress, the GOP is using the chaos of the tariffs (among other things) to push their own economic agenda through. Some of it is the usual cruelty that they delight in, such as overturning the Biden Administration’s rule capping bank overdraft fees at $5 – a rule that was expected to save American consumers some five billion dollars this year, but we can’t have that money not flowing into the pockets of the wealthy so they’re going to raise the fees that people who have already demonstrated that they don’t have the money to pay fees will have to pay. There’s also the tax plan that they’re pushing, which will have the same impact that every GOP tax plan ever has. Taxes on the rich will go down while taxes on everyone making $360,000/year or less will go up. And income will follow suit. Are we great yet?

18. You know what this economy needs? More child labor, amiright? Assholes.

19. Don’t forget the ongoing assault on Social Security being conducted by Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk, folks – that’s still going on. They can’t get rid of it completely without getting Congress to go along with it – something nobody in Congress would agree to, since it is a) a critical piece of American society, allowing the elderly to avoid descending into poverty as was common prior to Social Security being implemented, and b) something near and dear to the hearts of the most numerous GOP voting bloc. But there are ways to get around it. Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk has labeled it a Ponzi scheme that needs to be destroyed – he’s the richest man in the world, and poor people are desperate people who will cause him no trouble – and he’s unleashed his feral teenagers on its systems. Some of this is illegally accessing the date on their computers (I hope you have your credit frozen, because – as a friend of mine in IT told me – there isn’t enough popcorn in the world for the flood of identity theft that’s going to result from that). Some of it is just making random bizarre claims such as the idea that there are 150-year-old people getting Social Security checks, which is what happens when self-satisfied tech bros can’t read COBOL. And some of it is just trying to backdoor the destruction of Social Security by making it collapse from within. Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk has implemented all sorts of changes designed to make the web site crash, make it difficult or impossible to access information or staffers, and generally prevent people from claiming the money they’ve been paying taxes for decades to receive. Like so:

20. Also, just in case you thought Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk had a soul or any redeeming qualities whatsoever, he discovered that there were children between 8 and 11 receiving Social Security benefits which he publicly declared were business loans and then ordered his feral teenagers to cut off those benefits. Except they were survivor benefits that these children were fully entitled to receive. Let’s put that another way: Elon Musk stole money from orphans. The guy is a fucking cartoon.

21. One thing to keep in mind is that the GOP’s long term goal of this assault on Social Security – as it has been since Reagan was in office – is to destroy the program and throw Americans out into the stock market so they have to create their own retirement accounts, which will of course provide a windfall of money to precisely the sorts of finance bros and wealthy fund managers who support the GOP. Did you notice what happened with the stock markets this week? You know what didn’t lose 10% of its value because of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s dimwitted tariffs? The Social Security Trust Fund.

22. In other domestic news … oh … what the hell? Seriously?

  

23. Let’s start with the fact that Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump (or maybe Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk – it’s hard to tell sometimes) canceled food aid for nonprofits such as the Food Bank of Delaware – nineteen truckloads of food ready to be delivered to provide over 900,000 meals for hungry Americans. One in eight people in Delaware deal with food insecurity and food banks across the nation are already stretched to their breaking point but you know, fuck those people I guess. This is part of the slashing of the Department of Agriculture’s local food programs that supported local farmers and communities, with over a billion dollars cut. Much of that food will now go to waste. But hey – those tax breaks for billionaires won’t pay for themselves, after all.

24. Seriously, they won’t. Supply side economics doesn’t work in a demand side economy. It’s just math. All of this is just oligarchy stealing everything that isn’t nailed down.

25. They’re also planning to destroy Medicaid – the health program that millions of Americans (especially in blood-red rural areas) rely on because the American health care system is the least efficient and most costly in the world. The GOP has been the Party of Performative Cruelty for decades now, and while there is a certain schadenfreude that comes with watching the people who continually put them into office face the consequences of their own actions, the fact is that treating people as expendable tools in an ideological war is immoral.

26. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump also issued an edict late last month claiming to invalidate union contracts for two thirds of the federal workforce – roughly 700,000 employees. Leaving aside the questionable idea that he actually has that authority, the fact is that this is another immoral assault on ordinary working Americans as well as the economy overall. Unions are tools that turn working class labor into middle class consumers, and they are very good at it. If you want prosperity, you’ll support unions. If you don’t, you won’t. It genuinely is that simple.

27. The regime is also planning to get rid of FEMA as early as October 1. “We’re going to eliminate FEMA,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noemi, who once proudly declared that she shot her own dog so why she was put in charge of an agency designed to help people in need is an interesting question. To all of you facing hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, and the increasing destructiveness of a climate that is changing rapidly and violently, I guess you are just going to have to suck it up because your government just abandoned you.

28. Health Secretary Brain Worms continues to spread misinformation and lies designed to kill people. Doctors in areas where measles is spreading (and a dismal failure of leadership that is just to start) are reporting that children coming in with the disease are also presenting with liver failure because Secretary Brain Worms is pushing the idea that vitamin A can cure measles. Vitamin A is toxic in large doses and can cause liver failure. I suppose it makes sense that this guy was hired by the same president who told us to put bleach up our asses to cure Covid, but that doesn’t really help much.

29. Meanwhile Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump and Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk continue their war on women. I hope you or the women you know are in the lucky group that doesn’t have to deal with this, but if you are just know that your government just abandoned you too.

30. Get ready – it’s coming.

31. The Culture War continues apace. The GOP continues to persecute trans people because they don’t fit into the mindlessly simple version of gender that the American right is pushing. Folks, gender is complicated and people should keep their minds on their own genitals thank you very goddamn much. Look – if you’re in a public restroom staring at someone else’s dick, the pervert in the room is not them.

32. Yes, it really is complicated.

33. It’s fun when the tables get turned, though.

34. More importantly, it’s good when real leaders step up and declare that they will not stand for this kind of twisted immorality.

35. You know, people have noticed this assault on their nation and everyone in it. They really have. Over 1900 members of the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine – you know, the experts who actually keep this nation moving forward – have signed a public letter warning Americans about the regimes assaults on their fields. “We see a real danger in this moment,” they said. “We are sending this SOS to sound a clear warning: the nations scientific enterprise is being decimated.

36. Meanwhile the Evangelical Lutheran Church of America published a letter condemning the regime as a threat to religious liberty. Apparently Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump published an edict in February establishing a “Task Force to Eradicate Anti-Christian Bias” because a faith that has buildings on almost every street corner in the US is clearly being persecuted. To quote the bishops:

We believe this executive order is a threat to the religious pluralism enshrined in the Constitution and does not actually protect Christians. Instead, this order aligns the federal government with Christian Nationalism, a dangerous conflation of fundamentalist Christianity, conservative politics, and fierce patriotism that distorts what it means to be an American citizen and an engaged Christian in society.

With this executive order, the federal government has given itself the authority to determine what might be considered “anti-Christian,” and therefore also the author to determine what is Christian — a power which belongs to the Church alone, not the federal government. This executive order violates religious freedom, corrupts the separation of church and state, and creates a more hostile environment for Christians and all citizens who believe differently than the current administration and its religious advisors.

Christian Nationalism is a dangerous ideology that distorts the Gospel and turn Jesus and Christianity into a weapon for power and division instead of a movement towards love and justice. It demands that a particular brand of Christianity be privileged by the state and impose that singular belief system in order to be a “good American.”

This is something the Baptists figured out in the 1770s. Read Isaac Backus if you want – it’s enlightening, and it would be good if more religious leaders understood the threat that the combination of religion and state authority represented.

37. Here in Wisconsin, Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk tried to buy a Supreme Court election for his preferred candidate – dropped over $20 million of his own money, and it is obscene that he’s even allowed to do that – and still lost by over 10 percentage points because Wisconsinites have had enough of this. He even offered quid pro quo money to voters if they would vote for his guy and still failed. Every county in Wisconsin shifted left in this election. A more comprehensive “fuck you” could not have resulted.

38. To his credit, the guy Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk wanted to install accepted his loss gracefully and even shut down the conspiracy theorists at his election night event who tried to claim it was rigged. This was once a baseline expectation in American politics but now it is noteworthy. Progress is made in small steps.

39. Yesterday an estimated 5.2 million Americans – almost 2% of the entire population – took to the streets to protest the systematic destruction of their nation. That’s a lot of people. Look folks – historically any revolution that gets the active support of 3.5% of the people has succeeded. We’re about halfway there.

40. It’s going to be a long haul, though. Fixing this mess will be the work of generations and I likely won’t live to see it. But we have to start somewhere.

Further Dispatches from the Coup

With the psychotic Gish Gallop of unconstitutional, catastrophically stupid, and morally leprous things cascading out of the joint administration of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump and Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk and their minions, lackeys, cronies and slaves these days it can be hard to keep track of it all. The last time this cancerous tumor on the American body politic was in office I posted running lists of things so they wouldn’t be forgotten – and to register the simple fact that I do not accept any of it – and it looks like I’m back to that again. MURCA!

My goal is to quarantine these things in these posts because they do need to be said but otherwise I will never write about anything else.

This is Part 1, since it got too long to include anything related to the tariffs or domestic politics. Seriously, it has been a horrifying time to be an American and it will get much worse before it gets better. Sorry, world. Most of us have more contempt this clown than you do, if that's any help.

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1. So have you ever wondered what it was like in the early 1930s watching German democracy being annihilated from within by a Fascist movement? Well, now you know. It’s been another horrifying week or so to be an American and by the looks of things it will continue to get worse for the foreseeable future so buckle up, folks – it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

I will stop calling them Nazis when they stop doing the things that Nazis did.

2. If you haven’t read Senator Chris Murphy’s piece “We Are Sleepwalking into Autocracy,” you should. He’s pretty blunt about where this is all headed.

Long ago, the Republican Party decided that they cared more about power than they did democracy. That’s what January 6th was all about— regardless of who won the election, they wanted to make sure that their person was in charge. They believe, and have long believed, that the Democratic Party progressives are an existential threat to the country, and thus any means justifies the end—which is making sure that a Democrat never again wins a national election. So, this seems pretty purposeful and transparent—this decision to rig the rules of democracy so that you still hold elections, but the minority party, the opposition party, is rendered just weak enough, and the rules are tilted toward the majority party just enough, so that Donald Trump and Republicans and the Trump family rule forever. And, of course, this is not an unfamiliar system. This is Hungary, this is Turkey, this is Serbia. There are plenty of countries, all around the world, that hold elections—it’s just that one party continues to win. And that is, I think, the very concrete, very transparent plan that Trump and his White House are implementing right now. … I think we are at risk of sleepwalking through this transition. We desperately want to believe that we can play politics as normal because it’s uncomfortable— really uncomfortable—to play politics as not normal. It involves taking really big risks.

There will be a time, probably in the very near future if Americans don’t stand up for their republic, when we will look back on this as a time when the world’s most powerful democracy collapsed because of the internal treachery of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump and his minions, lackeys, cronies, and slaves.

2. Laurence Tribe, one of the pre-eminent legal scholars in the US, is also blunt. We are heading for dictatorship. “The body politic is being hollowed out by a rapidly metastasizing virus attacking the underpinnings of our entire constitutional system. Make no mistake. This is how dictatorship grows.”

3. We are in the middle of a war of “the rule of law versus the rule of billionaires,” according to Alvaro Bedoya, who was recently illegally fired as a commissioner at the Federal Trade Commission. “This isn’t about progressive versus conservative.” Bernie Sanders has been warning us about the oligarchs for decades now, and we’re definitely proving him right with every passing day.

4. Another authority on the end of democracies, Steven Levitsky, noted in an interview with the German newspaper Der Spiegel, “We are currently witnessing the collapse of our democracy. Under Donald Trump, the U.S. is sliding into a form of authoritarianism. This will probably not be irreversible. But the fact is: Right now, the U.S. is ceasing to be a democracy. … The much-vaunted Constitutional checks are failing. Our Founding Fathers wanted to prevent an all-powerful tyrant. To this end, they created a series of institutions over 200 years ago: the Electoral College for electing the president, the separation of powers with an independent, bicameral legislature, and a largely independent judiciary. Not to mention a federalist system that grants far- reaching powers to the states. But they didn't foresee that one day there would be two strongly polarized parties, one of which is completely loyal to the incumbent president.” I don’t know about you, but that “probably” in the third sentence of his quote was not really all that reassuring.

5. One of the things I cover when I teach my early American history class is just how much we owe George Washington, a president who could easily have become a king but who wanted nothing to do with such a betrayal of the republic he had fought to create. He turned his back on power not once but twice – once at the end of the American Revolution, in the early 1780s, and again in 1797 after two terms as president. And now we have serving in that same office a two-bit grifter who sees himself as exactly the sort of absolute monarch that Washington rejected.

6. Understand something, folks: Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump will not leave office while he is alive. He will either die in office when demographics and a lifetime of rage and cheeseburgers catches up with him, or he will go down in bloody violence when he refuses to accept that his time in office is over and has to be removed by an aggrieved people. He’s tried it once already and failed. Next time we will not be so lucky.

7. You can see Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s authoritarian design being played out clearly in his regime’s assaults on free speech – a cornerstone American value that he and his minions, lackeys, cronies and slaves find deeply threatening. His pet Attorney General – who hasn’t figured out yet that the Attorney General represents the nation and is not the president’s personal lawyer – warned a sitting Congressional Representative that criticizing Unelected Co-President Elon “Sieg Heil” Musk would lead to problematic consequences, and in an administration that was even within shouting distance of normal this would have resulted in her immediate removal and disgrace but which now seems to be standard for this crew of cannibals. The regime is also waging a war against any law firm that dares to represent anyone opposed to Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s policies, a clear attempt to intimidate Americans into silence and obedience. Universities are being targeted for doing what universities are designed to do, which is encourage the free exchange of ideas, even – and especially – those that the powerful find uncomfortable. As David French, a former Republican, put it, “I think it’s fair to say that we can absolutely and totally dispense with the idea that Trump’s Republican Party defends free speech. We’re witnessing one of the most comprehensive attacks on political speech since the Red Scare.”

8. Speaking of Red Scares, we covered Senator Joseph McCarthy (R-WI) in my US2 class this week. For those of you not up on your 20th-century political witch hunts, McCarthy was the blowhard who decided back in the 1950s that anyone who dared to oppose him was a Communist whose life needed to be destroyed, and he proceeded to do just that for several years all the while guided by his friend and mentor Roy Cohn who served as his lawyer and attack dog. McCarthy’s career collapsed when he overreached himself by accusing the US Army of being a haven for Communists in 1954 and he sank into alcoholism and died not long after, but Roy Cohn went on to become one of the most powerful lawyers in New York City in the 1960s and 70s before being disbarred for unethical conduct in 1986. In the 1970s he became a personal mentor to an up-and-coming young real estate developer named Donald Trump. Taught him everything he knew. As we are discovering.

9. The whole point of all of these attacks is to make Americans afraid. That’s why they’re attacking the legal profession. That’s why they’re attacking universities. That’s why they’re attacking journalists. That’s why they’re kidnapping people in the streets and disappearing them into hidden prisons. That’s the whole point. Frightened people don’t disobey. But the US was founded on disobedience, dissent, and revolution against those we considered tyrants. Fuck this. And fuck them.

10. Yeah, they’ll come for me too at some point, no doubt. I’m a small enough fish that it will take them a while to get down to my level and by then they may all have been removed from civilized society by more virtuous people, but don’t be too surprised if I suddenly stop posting. Fascists do not tolerate dissent and I regard it as my moral and patriotic duty to dissent from Fascism in any form. Clowns. Here I stand. I can do no other.

11. The latest casualty of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s war on free speech and independent thought is the Smithsonian Institute, part of a broader campaign against history in general. Last week there was another one of those imperial edicts that he’s so fond of vomiting forth, this one demanding that anything insufficiently celebratory of straight white men in general and right-wing notions of propriety in particular had to be purged and a more pliable propaganda put in its place. “It’s a five-alarm fire for public history, science, and education in America,” said Samuel Redman, a historian at UM-Amherst. Other historians have noted much the same thing. “I take it as an insult, an affront, and an attempt to control what we do as historians,” said historian David Blight. “It’s what the Nazis did. It’s what Spain did. It’s what Mussolini tried. This is like the Soviets: they revised the Soviet encyclopedia every year to update the official history. Americans didn’t have an official history; at least we’ve never tried to have.” Raymond Arsenault, a historian at the University of South Florida, was equally blunt. “It’s totalitarian,” he said. “It does remind you of a fascist state and makes us a laughingstock around the western world. I have to confess in my worst nightmares I didn’t think it would proceed this far in terms of willful megalomania.” Never underestimate the willful megalomania of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump, my good man.

12. Another unconstitutional Executive Order spewed out last week tried to hijack the American electoral process – something that the President has no legitimate say over. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump has decreed that mail in ballots cannot be counted if they are received after election day even if they are postmarked on or before that day, and requires documented proof of citizenship in order to vote – something that millions of American citizens do not have and frankly do not need to have. Given that the Constitution explicitly gives the power to regulate the “time, place, and manner” of elections to the state legislatures and empowers only Congress to change laws regarding federal elections, this attempt to seize electoral control is a dictatorial move. This illegal order has already been challenged by multiple groups in court on the obvious grounds that it is not the business of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump to make such pronouncements and we’ll see how that goes.

13. Illinois Governor JB Pritzger – who is rapidly making a name for himself as a beacon of anti-Fascist resistance in America – squarely informed Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump that he could go pound sand in this case. “We will not blindly follow illegal orders because Donald Trump wrote them down on a piece of paper,” he said. “Illinois follows the laws of the land – not the decrees of an aspiring king hell bent on disenfranchising millions of voters who deserve to have their voice heard.”

14. Seizing control of elections is not the only way that the regime is trying to destroy American democracy. The “SAVE Act” is scheduled to come up for a vote soon in the GOP-controlled Congress. Designed to disenfranchise trans voters, it declares that voters not only prove their citizenship – placing the burden of proof on the accused rather than those who would accuse someone of not being a citizen, which is counter to every facet of American law – but also denies the vote to anyone whose legal name does not match their birth certificate. So any married woman who took their husband’s name, for example, would be immediately disenfranchised. This is not an accident or the result of sloppy writing – it’s a known and sought after result. The GOP is a party of white male supremacy, and not even white women count in their world. Let alone anyone else. It’s not an accident that if only women voted the GOP would disappear in a single election cycle. This is the Republican Party’s way of getting rid of anyone who dares to oppose them.

15. Of course there is the more direct route of just bulldozing through Constitutional restrictions and having Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump run for a third term in office – something that has been banned in the US since the 22nd Amendment was ratified in 1951. This amendment flatly prohibits any such attempt (“No person shall be elected to the office of the president more than twice”) and was passed to prevent an elective monarchy of the sort that Franklin Delano Roosevelt very nearly created with his four terms in office. Roosevelt at least was an intelligent man who did this country a world of good, but even that is not enough. You can’t run for a third term, and you can’t run for vice president and then have the top guy resign once in office because if you’re not eligible to run for president you’re not eligible to run for president. This was unconstitutional when liberals suggested Obama do it in 2016 and – barring a new Constitutional amendment – it’s unconstitutional now. Obama never sought nor discussed the idea of a third term – that was entirely the fevered product of some of his more deranged supporters. The fact that Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump is openly discussing it tells you a great deal about his derangement and his plans for dictatorship.

16. You know, other countries know how to deal with far-right wannabe dictators. Jair Bolsonaro in Brazil has been formally charged and his country’s Supreme Court has ruled he must stand trial on charges of insurrection. France’s Marie Le Pen has been convicted of embezzlement and unlike in the US when a politician is convicted of such crimes in France she isn’t allowed to run for office again (at least for a while). The US could take some lessons here.

17. Perhaps the most disturbing part of the police state that Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump is imposing on a once free country is that people continue to be kidnapped off the streets by anonymous thugs claiming to be from the government and spirited away to secret places without any due process of law or even notification for their families. The most recent high-profile case was Rumeysa Ozturk, a Fulbright scholar from Turkey who is studying for her PhD in Massachusetts. Six masked men abducted her off the streets in broad daylight for the crime of having written an editorial affirming the “equal dignity and humanity of all people,” a statement that the administration of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump disagrees with vehemently. She was taken to Louisiana in secret and nobody knew where she was for days. The junta continues to refuse to return her to Massachusetts despite Congressional demands and federal court decisions requiring them to do so. This is grotesque and evil, and everyone involved in this kidnapping should be rotting in jail already while Ozturk walks free.

18. Another grad student was kidnapped in Minnesota as well, and a man in NYC named Dustin West detailed the assault he received from ICE for trying to ask questions while they kidnapped a family walking their kids home from school.

19. Republicans are insisting that this is okay, and may God have mercy on their souls because the rest of us should not. Representative Victoria Spartz (R-IN), a nobody who is apparently trying to make a name for herself by sucking up to Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump, expressly declared noncitizens were not entitled to due process of law because apparently their existence is a crime and criminals don’t get such protections. Folks, do you know how Fascist that is? People accused of violating the law are the ENTIRE REASON we have due process of law. Because without it, nobody is safe. All a dictator would have to do is accuse you of being a criminal and then kidnap you and without due process how would you defend yourself? To their credit, her constituents in blood red Indiana reacted with anger at the town hall where she said this and apparently booed her out of the building over it. As well they should have.

20. Maybe Representative Spartz (R-IN) should have taken some guidance from Antonin Scalia, one of the most right-wing Supreme Court justices in recent memory. Even he thought that was stupid.

21. As Robert Reich put it, “The Trump regime will round you up off the street and arrest you because you spoke your mind. And federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars who refuse to identify themselves will be the ones to do it. It’s fascism. Call it what it is.”

22. You are not safe. Do not kid yourself.

23. It’s hard to say whether this is the pinnacle of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s attempt at dictatorship or whether it’s simply groundwork, and that more than anything else should infuriate you if you are an American.

24. When the Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution they specifically designed the Judiciary Branch as a coequal branch of government able to check the power of both the Legislative and Executive Branches through its power to block legislation and executive actions that violate the Constitution. This is a fundamental part of the American republic, and any threat to it is subversion and those responsible for it need to be severely punished. And if you want to see what those threats look like, you have only to look at Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump and his minions, lackeys, cronies, and slaves. The junta is on a catastrophic losing streak when it comes to the federal courts – they’ve lost pretty much every lawsuit that’s been brought to court against them, which is what happens when run roughshod over laws and Constitutional provisions and then try to justify those actions with bloviating nonsense. And rather than take the hint and at least pretend to give a rat’s ass about legalities or Constitutions the junta and its minions, lackeys, cronies and slaves have gone on the offensive. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump has threatened judges with criminal charges up to and including treason if they keep overturning his edicts, as well as more prosaic threats to impeach and remove any judge who doesn’t obey his commands. The Founding Fathers would have regarded Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump as a tyrant for such behavior and had him hauled off in chains.

25. And what does the GOP Congress have to say about this tyranny? They’re all for it, apparently, even though it undermines their own Constitutional position and renders them effectively meaningless. House Speaker Mike Johnson threatened to pass legislation eliminating entire district courts if they don’t fall in line, a clear assault on the Separation of Powers and further evidence that Johnson is both subversive and – let’s be honest here – delusional, since the GOP hasn’t been able to pass anything in over a decade. He’s also threatened to pass legislation (again, there he goes with the idea that he can get Congress do pass something) that would block the federal courts from issuing nationwide injunctions, which is just a slightly fancier way of assaulting the Separation of Powers and just as subversive.

26. You have never in your lifetime seen anyone as fragile as the American conservative. If they can’t do whatever they please, they’re going to destroy the nation for everyone else. Seriously – such a bunch of snowflakes. Maybe stop doing illegal things instead? Maybe?

27. Last week the junta managed to pull off what is perhaps the most awe-inspiringly idiotic breach of national security in decades and it’s not even the worst thing they’ve done since St. Patrick’s Day. The bare facts of the matter are that a collection of the misfits supposedly in charge of this nation’s security put together a group chat on Signal to discuss bombing Yemen (in real time, as the bombs were falling) as well as any number of other side issues such as Junior Assistant J.D. Vance’s shocking ignorance about the importance of European nations to American security, and as part of this process they managed to include a journalist on the chat. When Jeffrey Goldberg published the story in The Atlantic, the junta went into Full Falsehood Overdrive denying it happened, minimizing that it happened, threatening the journalist, and denying that anything important happened. So when the junta declared that no classified information had been shared, Goldberg took them at their word and published all the screenshots in a followup story.

28. Let’s start with the most obvious problem with this whole situation, which is that these idiots are discussing classified information – and yes, they can say whatever they want and the fact that they denied it gives all the legal cover that Goldberg needed to publish it all, but by any rational standard of military security time sensitive attack orders and operational plans are highly classified – on an unsecured public app without bothering to check who they invited into it. If you’re a hostile nation looking to steal American secrets, this is your golden age – these people couldn’t hide a thumbtack at the bottom of the ocean. You can put money on the fact that every intelligence agency in the world celebrated that day, because they can stop paying spies and just listen to what this administration is saying. It’s a good thing the rest of the world loves us and would never with us harm, right? Because if there were a nation that wished us harm, they just got handed everything they need to do so in the future.

29. Even the folks at Signal thought it was stupid.

30. Although Gondor was no doubt grateful.

31. Since that story broke we’ve gotten updates that these security wizards were also sharing classified information on Gmail, an app so insecure that future updates will come with blankets and stuffed animals, because of course they were. Everyone of them should have been fired and prosecuted the day this came out and you know what? They’re still there, breathing free air.

32. Why are they using Signal, you ask? Because Signal offers end-to-end encryption and does not store messages on their servers which means that it is almost impossible for you, the American citizens, or any investigations that may follow to access these records. You can’t access Signal chats through the Freedom of Information Act. Federal law requires all conversations of this nature to be permanently recorded and archived, and if you don’t think this leads us into extremely dangerous territory you’re not paying attention.

33. If you’re not following Jim Wright (Stonekettle Station) on your various social media platforms, you should be. He served in the Navy as an intelligence officer and he has a lot of experience behind what he says. “It’s all there,” he said of this fiasco. “Time. Date. Locations. Weapons. Targets. Units. All of that, made public before or during a mission (and even sometimes after) can lead directly to mission failure and put our assets at risk.” If you are a member of the US military right now you probably realize just how badly your government has failed you, how casually they have risked your life for nothing, and how callously they have denied any problem associated with doing so. Pissing off the highly trained people with the heavy weaponry hasn’t turned out well for any previous government in recorded history, but maybe this time will be different? Let’s ask the Roman Empire about that.

34. Remember when people got all huffy over Hilary Clinton’s emails? Good times, man.

35. Meanwhile four American servicemen died in a bog in Lithuania and Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump didn’t even acknowledge it for days and then when their bodies were returned to the US – a process that always involves the sitting president being at the airbase to see their return and acknowledge their service – our fearless leader chose to go golfing with his Saudi buddies instead. He is a disgrace and an embarrassment.

36. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump is also destroying the foundations of American foreign policy, in case you haven’t noticed. He seems to think he is entitled to Canada – a sovereign nation and one of our closest allies in every sense of that word – and the Canadians are justifiably infuriated by this cavalier rejection of their independence by an unqualified moron. This will have long term consequences even if Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump and his entire regime drops off a cliff tomorrow and is replaced by actual thinking human beings who understand how the world works. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney was clear on that. “The old relationship we had with the United States based on deepening integration of our economies and tight security and military cooperation is over. It’s clear the US is no longer a reliable partner. It is possible that with comprehensive negotiations we could reestablish an element of confidence but there will be no going backwards. … We will need to dramatically reduce our reliance on the United States. We will need to pivot our trade relationships elsewhere, and we will need to do things previously thought impossible at speeds we haven’t seen in generations.” The French Minister for Europe was similarly blunt: “We cannot leave the security of Europe in the hands of voters in Wisconsin every four years.” No, no they cannot. I live here. I wouldn’t rely on the voters of this state to tie their own shoes correctly more than 45% of the time. Trust, once broken, is not easily repaired and the great lesson of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump and his minions, lackeys, cronies and slaves is that the US is no longer a trustworthy ally.

37. There’s a reason why the number of Canadians visiting the US has dropped by over 75% in the last two months. This will cost the US economy hundreds of millions of dollars, not that the deadbeats running the US care about that. Why would Canadians come here?

38. Indeed, why would anyone? So many tourists with legitimate visas and passports have been illegally arrested and detained by US agents since Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump seized power that at least half a dozen countries – including formerly strong allies such as Germany, Denmark, Finland, and the UK – have issued travel advisories warning their citizens against coming here. Welcome to pariah status, my fellow Americans.

39. This even applies to American citizens, by the way. A friend of mine (who I will not identify because look around you and ask yourself why I should) was traveling recently and expressed concern that they might be detained at the border because of their social media presence – they, like myself and the majority of Americans, are not fans of the current regime – and because they took part in several activities to express this, activities that are legal under both US law and the laws of the country they were in. And I had to go through the long list of precautions that Americans now have to take in order to avoid being disappeared by our own government, and the mere fact that I had to do this – that there are lists and graphics specifically designed to address this that I could just forward along to my friend – is an outrage. Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump and his minions, lackeys, cronies and slaves have perverted everything about this country and turned us into a tin-horn dictatorship and it is reprehensible that they continue to rule.

40. This will have consequences beyond tourism, though. As foreign nations realize that the US is no longer trustworthy they will abandon us and move on without the US. Europe, for example, has figured out that they need to create their own security apparatus to address a world where the US might be just as much of an enemy as Russia, particularly as Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump continues to serve as Vladimir Putin’s meat puppet. NATO – the cornerstone of American strategic power since 1949 – is in disarray and European nations are now starting to envision a new security arrangement to replace it. This will include developing their own weapons systems, of course, which will further damage the US economy. Danish MP Rasmus Jarlov explained it well.

41. Denmark, of course, is on the front line of Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s unchecked aggression, as they have sovereignty over Greenland and the junta has not ruled out military force to take it from them. Why the junta decided to send Junior Assistant JD Vance and his wife Usha over to Greenland is therefore an interesting question. As several Greenlanders reported, the advance teams for both Vances went door to door offering to pay locals to come out and wear the stupid MAGA hats and wave American flags and every single one of them told those teams to fuck off. This is why Usha and JD ended up making a lackluster appearance at a US military base there, a performance so deeply pathetic that there are now serious calls for Junior Assistant JD Vance just to resign and stop the pain.

42. If you missed Senator Jeff Merkley’s (D-OR) questioning of Deputy Secretary of State nominee Christopher Landau, you should fix that. He started off big and never let up. “I wanted to ask you, Mr. Landau, is President Trump a Russian asset?” Landau denied it, of course, but the follow ups were pretty damning. He listed actions that Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump has already taken – repeating Russian propaganda, conceding critical negotiating points to Russia without getting anything back, cutting off Ukraine, discrediting Zelensky, undermining security relations with Europe, basically Putin’s wish list. “I can’t imagine that if he was a Russian asset, he could be doing anything more favorable than those five points. What else could a Russian asset do that Trump hasn’t yet done?” Either Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump is on Putin’s payroll or he’s working for free, which seems out of character.

43. I think I’m going to have to continue this in a separate post because it has gotten exceedingly long and I haven’t even gotten to the most immediate crisis, which is the catastrophic and completely avoidable destruction of global trade caused by Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump’s dumbshit tariffs. The US economy is crashing, the world is recoiling in disgust, and our Fearless Leader is golfing with his buddies. Yeah, we’re fucked.