Coming home from picking the girls up at summer school today we had the following conversation:
David: Tomorrow is your last day of swimming lessons, girls! It’s fun day. They said for parents to bring their suits too, and we can swim with you.
Lauren: Even Mom?
David: Yes, if she can get off work, I suppose. Why, do you not want Mom to come?
Lauren: You know that thing when kids get older and their Moms become uncool?
Lauren: Well, it’s happening.
David: Oh. [Pause.] It is happening to Dads too?
David: Is this because I am still cool, or because I was never cool to begin with?
Lauren: No, you’re still cool.
Tabitha: No you’re not, Dad. You were never cool.
You know, there’s really not much to say after that.